I am a lonely, straight married man with an unsatisfactory sex life (once every three or four months is not nearly enough for me), so I spend time on XTube to ensure my balls will never be mistaken for giant sapphires.
I love being active outside logging, gardening, snowmobiling and playing golf. On those perfect days in spring, summer or fall, I really enjoy laying in the hammock strumming my guitar, dogs asleep in the shade of my apple trees, sipping a cold homebrew.
I am definitely versatile; I suppose you could call me an epicurean--I enjoy good friends, good drink and good conversation, and I am always up for something new. I just enjoy learning new things and meeting new people.
And although the couch potato lifestyle really is not me, sometimes there is nothing more fun than to get high and watch something stupid on TV, laughing until it hurts.
Intelligence, confidence, shyness; soft, luscious, creamy skin; freckles; and a voluptuous, curvy body.
Ignorance, incompetence, selfishness, laziness, close-mindedness and smug arrogance.
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
She is a smart, cute, shy, articulate, compassionate, quick-witted curvy woman. Show me a group of women hanging out at a local bar or club, and I want the cute one in the glasses that most guys overlook without a thought, dismissing her as nerdy or boring. I LOVE smart women that have an opinion or insight to share, as much as I love women whose ribs I cannot see through their tops, if you catch my drift. ;^)
Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Group
Does size matter?
Average is all I need!
5 ft 9 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Coffee and conversation, Music/Concerts
Arts & Entertainment, Documentary/Learning, News, Sit-coms, Variety Shows
Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Film-Noir, Independent, Romance, Thrillers
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
Live with spouse
American, Cajun, Chinese, French, Greek, Japanese, Indian, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Ears, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Doctor/Nurse, Priest/Confessionalist, I'm not into role playing
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, An airplane, My bed, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Bars or pubs
Willing to experiment
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me
Porn Movies, How often?
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