Please to meet you, meat to please you
I like my women like I like my chicken, with a lil bit of fat on the end.
Truth or Dare? So here's the deal...You get to ask me *Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (thats the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to repost this and see what people ask you...... I will answer only if u send me a private message with the questions
I am a jock. I like watching and playing sports. I enjoy road trips watching westerns, cartoons, comedies. I love golf, red meat, beer, and whiskey. I am an excellent cook, thought prefer not to be. I listen to just about any type of music. I watch a lot of comedies on tv, and a lot of old shows. I'm pretty the typical guy. I'm so laid back and just want to laugh.
If you are a hater that just wants to talk trash move on. I will not put up with any discrimination!
I'm attracted to thick larger bbws and Ts and crossdressers as long as the look lady like enough!! i am bi and very open minded. I enjoy most things. I like to be both a top and bottom, I would prefer to be on the bottom more since I haven't had much experience with that. I do like how my cock and ass looking some sexy panties. Well not just mine, most cocks do!!! Big bellies and asses and tities get my attention everytime. I find the look, feel, and movement of a big sexy round belly so appealing. And come on no one wants to cuddle with a 2x4!!
If you are sweet, smell good, and a freak come and chat.
A cock in panties
Smooth hairless young men
Anyone who smells good
Although I prefer bigger women, its not like I don't like skinny gals, just not my first choice
Hairy buff guys
Being Mean for noo reason
PAIN.....So not into it
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Cross-Dressing, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
Average is all I need!
I dont want my partner to smoke, I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
Few extra pounds
6 ft 1 in
Arms, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Board games, Camping/Outdoors, Cars, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Movies/Film, Gambling, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Dramas, Movie Channels, News, Sit-coms, Sports, Stand Up Comedy
Action, Adventure, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Porn, Romance, War, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Country, Hip-Hop, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul
Fiction, History, Magazines, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Sports
Watch and Participate
Work & Living Environment
$25,001 to $35,000
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, Greek, Italian, Mexican, Pizza
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Crossdressing, Fisting, Food Play, Glory Holes, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Strap-Ons
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
3-5 times a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Ears, Lips, Neck
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
Where are all the fat girls at??
Would you let me
Would you rather fuck each other at/in