SuckboyRoy, ''Cock Whisperer''... ;-) lol
Hit me up if u're packin MAJOR meat and LUV bein milked dry ...
WOW! Over THREE MILLION video views and counting!!! REALLY glad u guys are enjoying them, `cause I sure enjoy makin `em!!
Latest travel update(s):
- dates tbd: destinations tbd
(no prospective travel until further notice...)
Contact me if interested in connecting (preferably on video!) during my visit(s), guys!!
AN UPDATE FROM ROY
As many of you have noticed, I haven`t posted anything here in quite a while. I thank each and every one of you who have emailed me with your kind notes of concern, asking whether I`m okay. I consider myself very fortunate to have so many caring, wonderful fans like you out there.
The truth is, I`ve had MAJOR loads on my plate lately. And not the good kind. (lol) Unfortunately, I`ve been dealing recently with unforeseen family/health issues that have required a lot of my attention, and sadly, they`ve been issues which have also left me with the stress of significant financial difficulties.
I have always taken pride in being able to handle things like this on my own, to dig myself out of any predicament I might find myself in, fiscal or otherwise. I suppose it`s probably the too-stubborn German in me. (lol) But I`ve now come to recognize that I really should admit to myself when I *do* need assistance, even if I`m inclined to never ask for it.
Since several of you HAVE asked whether you can somehow offer help or support during this time, I`m simply making the following option available. *IF* you have enjoyed my skills on video here (and/or in person), and *IF* you feel especially inclined to do so, you`re welcome to make a discreet, VOLUNTARY donation via PayPal using the link below:
However, please DO NOT feel obligated. Your wonderful messages, alone, have honestly meant more to me than you know. (I swear, I have THE best fans on this entire site!!) Nevertheless, every thoughtful contribution, no matter how small, will be VERY sincerely appreciated.
On a more positive note, I hope to resume posting again soon, as I have a ton of video footage piling up here at home, just waiting for me to review, edit, and upload it ... so stay tuned. :) Btw, if you`ve sent me a message here at Xtube but haven`t yet received a response from me, please accept my apologies, and I hope to get one to you soon. Unlike some who post vids here, I strive to answer each and every message I receive - but unfortunately, I`m more than 100 messages behind at the moment. (D`oh!) You`ll hear something back from me, I promise!
I hope you`re all keeping yourselves happy, healthy and horny out there!
One of the latest "testiclemonials" ...
"After shooting I don`t know how many loads watching SuckboyRoy work his magic on a variety of hot cocks in his Xtube vids, I finally got the chance to watch him work his magic--real time and in the FLESH--on my cock in NYC. DAMN, it was good... SuckboyRoy has more than earned his moniker, `dick whisperer.` He took my dick on a tour of the universe & it responded by shooting about the biggest load it`s shot since I was 18 (which was a while ago). THANK YOU, MAESTRO SUCKBOYROY!"
--G., GWM, 7.5"c
SUCK DICK, SAVE THE WORLD !!!
Masculine, reasonably attractive, healthy, cumhungry + EAGER oral boi here, lookin 2 service clean, healthy, HUNG dudes. Race/age doesn`t matter--altho I do REALLY luv suckin big BLACK or UNCUT meat. Just be clean, healthy, HUNG and ready to let me drain ur nutsack 2 empty. Shoot as many times as u need too, dude--I`ll swallow it all. (NS here, prefer same.) Dick pic REQUIRED TO MEAT... if ur WELL-hung and SERIOUSLY interested, u WON`T be disappointed!!!
Usually JUST lookin to suck, so reciprocation isn`t expected or necessary... u can just kick back, relax & enjoy while I do all the work!.. however, every once in a while I`m up for havin my own nutz drained too, so if u`re a fellow cocksuckin, cumlovin bud, please say hello!
NOTE: Altho I`m usually here in Madtown, I`m sometimes on the road to/thru the Twin Cities, St Louis, Quad Cities, Chicago, Milwaukee, Fox Valley (Appleton, Oshkosh, Fond du Lac), Stevens Point & Wausau areas, and occasionally points beyond--including East & West Coasts (San Francisco, NYC, DC/Baltimore), Canada (Toronto area), and Europe (London, Amsterdam, Munich)--so if u decide ur genuinely interested, ask me about my travel itinerary ...
BE MY NEXT TESTICLEMONIAL ...
or, "Word of [my] mouth is the best publicity..."
I`m not really one to tout my own skills, so why not simply let my "rave reviews" below speak for themselves?? These are all ACTUAL comments I`ve received afterward, either in person or via text/email. Enjoy! :D
"Thank you, Mister `HOOVER`!!"--J., GWM, 7"c
"If I didn`t have the pics, I might not believe it. After a lifelong quest for the perfect blowjob, THAT was like fantasy material. You just didn`t stop till you got every drop of each load. They say anyone can paint a wall, but only a great artist can paint a masterpiece. Well, anyone can suck dick, but you elevate blowjobs to an art form. As an artist, you`re like Salvador Dali, because THAT was SURREAL."--K., GWM, 7"c x 6"
"Thanks for the service, buddy. I should give you a high-five, man! You`re the first guy to ever swallow two loads out of me in just over an hour. I`m looking forward to having you milk this big dick again next time... Can`t wait to have that hot mouth of yours try for THREE of my huge loads in a row!"--H., BiWM, 8"c
"WOW, this guy can suck some dick!!! I travel a LOT and you just don`t find good cocksuckers like him very often! (Wish I could`ve taken him on the road with me!) He kept me on the edge for almost an hour until I couldn`t take it anymore! What a cum explosion! I will definitely look him up when I get back to Madison!!!!"--A., GWM, 7.5"c, NYC
"I hesitate to give you this testimonial, `cause then you`ll be way too much in demand and I`d have to take a number LOL... but you`re the best, buddy. Some guys just have no clue what to do with it, but I get a woody just thinking about your fantastic mouth on this big dick. Can`t wait until next time!"--G., GWM, 9"uc
"Jeezus! It usually takes me forEVER to cum, dude--even jackin` off. (Always been told I got one of those `challenge` dicks.) I can`t fuckin` BELIEVE you milked two huge loads outta me! Best hour I`ve spent in I don`t know HOW long!!"--J., BiBM, 8"c
"WOW! I have NEVER cum three times in a row that quickly before in my LIFE. Awesome...!"--T., BiWM, 8.5"c
"BEST... HEAD... EVER....."--J., GHM, 9.5"uc
"It`s a day later and I STILL feel like I`ve got electricity shooting through me. I have NEVER had a BJ like that before. You are truly a master when it comes to worshipping cock! Incredible!!"--R., BiWM, 7.5"c
"Unbelievable. With the exquisite torture you were inflicting on my rod, I thought for sure you were gonna drain me into a coma... ah, but what a coma to slip into!!"--B., GWM, 9"c
"Got sucked for an hour straight and came what felt like 9 times!!! That has to be some kind of record!!! He`s the best head giver I`ve EVER had, bar none. WOW!"--E., GWM, 8"c
"This guy is honestly the BEST COCKSUCKER EVER!!! He worked on me for over an hour and drained two big loads out of me. Being a cop and not out at all, a guy like him is very hard to find."--V., GBM, 9"c
"What an incredible and spine-tingling experience. I should have this every day of the week, and then some! He`s an unforgettable man with an over the top deep throat!!"--D., GWM, 8"c
"Hands down, the BEST bj u will EVER get!"--B., GWM, 8.5"c
"Wow! Knocked my socks off! What a talented guy, who gets an A+ (and THEN some) from the BigDog. With his enthusiasm in making love to my big bone, he should`ve been a teacher in oral studies, as practically everyone out there could learn a few lessons from him. Hell of a nice guy too, which makes it all the more special! Can`t wait for my next year`s vacation!"--B., GWM, 8.5"c, NY
Bonus points for guys who shoot big/thick loads, multiple-cummers (repeat shooters and/or quick rechargers), copious amounts of precum, thick & veiny cocks, dark skin and/or features (love black, hispanic & indian men)... ideally lookin for a select handful of big-dicked buds (the longer and/or THICKer, the better!) whose tools I can worship on a regular or semiregular basis... one-time connections are still kewl, tho, so if u have any plans to be passin thru my way, drop me a line!!!
SUCKERS & FEEDERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!
Hey, if u`re a dude who LOVES to feed a hungry mouth, or a fellow cumhungry cocksucker who`s PASSIONATE about worshipping & draining dicks, u should totally check out SuckDickSaveTheWorld.com, an international networking site where suckers and feeders like us can connect with one another, chat, and share tips, stories, pics and videos. I`m not an owner or anything like that--but I am a VERY happy member who firmly believes that the more we suckers and feeders can connect like this, the better!!! Btw, the SD/SW site is also COMPLETELY free, so--from one oral sex enthusiast to another--when u DO decide to register and join that awesome global cocksucking brotherhood, I`d really appreciate it if u`d please mention during registration that u were "referred by" Suckboy Roy (swallower53703)... Thanks, guys--and enjoy!!
Guys who think oral sex is only an "appetizer" before fucking
Trust me--when done well, cocksucking can be the ENTIRE seven-course meal, and then some!
Heavy, HEAVY smokers
I`ve discovered over time that very HEAVY smoking (as well as HEAVY poppers use) has a nasty effect on the overall taste of a guy`s cum. Personally, I have NO issues whatsoever with smokers or poppers use, but hey--I also really, really love cum!!
Too much cologne
C`mon, a little goes a loooooong way, fellas ...
Overly-dominant or aggressive feeders
Hey, I totally dig being facefucked and having my throat deepdicked on occasion, and can really get off on playing that role of submissive cocksucker... but most of the time, I prefer a guy to simply kick back, relax and enjoy, while I do all the work. IMHO, an overly-dominant or aggressive feeder can EASILY miss out on the enjoyment of a cocksucker`s particular well-honed arsenal of techniques, developed over his years of practice: his unique lip & tongue movements, his nuanced throat muscle contractions, and so on. Take it from a cocksucker, guys. U can take ur hands off my ears, dude, `cause believe me--I DO know what I`m doing! ;-)
Besides XTube? Pretty much anything from Treasure Island Media or Factory Video...
Cocksucking, deepthroating, edging/milking, dickdraining, snowballing, cumswallowing, um... notice a theme? lol
Tunes that--ironically--don`t SUCK!.. LOL!!
The Ethical Slut: A Practical Guide to Polyamory, Open Relationships & Other Adventures
"I can`t thank you enough for the spectacular cocksucking! I`m honestly still buzzing. From my perspective, what puts you in a class by yourself is not only the skill you have--in spades--but your ability to `read` cock and sense what to do next and how to do it... a true `cock whisperer`, if you will. I am generally not easy to get off--especially by sucking--but you possess that rare combination of skill, confidence, passion, and TIMING that made it easy for me to sit back, relax, and completely let myself go. You`re not simply talented, Roy--you`re gifted! Your ability to take the leisurely `scenic route` made the experience absolutely perfect. You are an extraordinary Cocksucker--a rarely deserved title, with a capital `C`!!! Once again, thanks so much!"--J., GWM, 8"c
"Before I met this guy, I could count on one hand the number of times I`ve been able to cum from a BJ. This guy SERIOUSLY knows what he`s doing!"--M., GWM, 7.5"c
"That was my first time ever getting head from a guy, and I gotta tell you--it exceeded ANYthing I`d even remotely anticipated. I have NEVER cum three times in a single session like that before, dude. Your mouth is fucking amazing!!"--J., SWM, 8"c
"Every time I look at those pics, I remember that incredible sweet, sweet mouth of yours. I`ve got to get this meat between those soft lips again, kid... and SOON!"--M., GWM, 9"c
"If you like someone who provides awesome service that`s nice and slooooow, look no further than right here ..."--C., GHM, 7.5"uc
"This guy gives a head job that is out of this fucking world! He sucked my dick for so long and had me cumming so hard, that my toes curled up like a dried-up grapefruit rind and busted my bunions. Now THAT`s a goddamn blow!!"--D., BiBM, 8"c
"Swallower, an encounter with you is one a dick would never forget. I can assure you, big-dicked guys appreciate a guy like you every bit as much as you appreciate what we offer you. You know how to keep it cumming!!"--B., GWM, 9"c
"I read all the testimonials here before we met and I have to admit, I really was thinking, `...yeah, ...right!` Man, I tell you, I was SOO wrong!!! First, I don`t remember the last time I shot 2 loads in one sitting--I am usually SO done after the first. Second, I had a lot of sensations I have never felt before in my LIFE--you are truly a master with that mouth! The big surprise? That second orgasm was THE most intense, explosive and pleasurable I have ever experienced. Thanks so much--not sure how you did it, but DAAAAAAAMN! I really can`t put it into words. For anyone wondering, this guy knows exactly what he is doing and I now fully understand why he has these testimonials--let him service your big tool and you`ll want to write your own testimonial, I guarantee it! Thanks again, dude."--S., GWM, 8"uc
About my Partner
Clean, healthy, well-hung dudes, who are SERIOUSLY interested in just kicking back, relaxing, and enjoying while I worship their meat and milk some hot loads outta their nuts! Bonus points for guys who shoot big/thick loads, multiple-cummers (repeat shooters and/or quick rechargers), copious amounts of precum, thick & veiny cocks, and dark skin/features (love black/hispanic/indian men!). One-time connections are fine, BUT... if the first time is a mutually great thing for his dick and my mouth, I`m definitely open to regular or semiregular repeat drainin sessions!