Hello old friends.
I"m an eccentric billionaire on the lookout for a jewel thief. Figured I"d start here.
Burrowing for bewitching, beautiful, busty broads imbibing booze bellowing ballads beguiled by bemused bearded boys with bourbon-bellies.
I"ll admit that there"s something way more attractive about a woman"s presence and attitude. Your vanilla hair conditioner and cute giggle will always win over photos and text.
Most girls put at the bottom of their page, "don"t message me if you"re creepy." As a creepy person I am sick of being discriminated against and I will no longer stand for it. Just give me your address and let me stand outside your bathroom window and no one will get hurt.
I have way more character than you were expecting on a site like this, huh?
You have permission to use my photos as long as you send me a fat check first.
About my Partner
a nice lady
Butt Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Butt plugs/probes, Strap-ons
Porn Movies, How often?