Can I piss on your cunt?
I"m a big girl, but I work with it!!! I"m a REAL BBW not just a chubby girl...So if you"re not a fan of extremely huge fatties turn away now. ;) I say it how I see it. No holds barred. I"m weird, I"m random. If you ever meet anyone like me I"d be shocked. I have 7 piercings all above the neck (hopefully more to come) and 7 tattoos (again, more to come). I"m a hardcore 420 girl! :) I also USED TO have funky dreadlocks THAT WERE AWESOME!!.
I've recently realized that after several years of trying to work things out with guys - that ultimately it's not my thing. IDK...I've spent a long time thinking about this recently and I honestly think it's safe to say that I'm 100% done with men.
SQUIRTING and PISSING!!! (LADIES ONLY) I looove love love to squirt and/or pee all over my hands when I"m playing!!! Smoking ganj, BBW, HOCKEY PLAYERS, Canadians, metalheads, intox sex, BIG clits, pumped clits, tattoos, piercings, pierced clits, pretty, shaved wet pussies. REAL PEOPLE FUCKING. REAL PEOPLE IN GENERAL!
People with brains. People who don"t beg me for content. INTELLECT. Proper grammar. Ability to spell. ATHEISTS!
Scat, alcoholics, anorexic girls, fake tits, dirty genitals, anything in the realm of illegal or immoral (with the exception of 420), jungles of pubic hair (girls ï SHAVE IT ALL OFF!!), tiny clits and cocks, bad music. Bitchy women, shallow people, guys that think all women should be walking Barbies. People who think pot is bad. Straight-edge wusses. RELIGION. Cross dressing/transgender/genderbending (sorry that is just not my thing). NOT CUMMING WHEN I GET FUCKED!!! Men who don't bother reading my profile and send me disgusting messages.
Anything thuggish/ghettofied, people unable to speak proper English when it"s their primary language, inability to spell, disregard for education, lack of common sense and communication abilities. Dependency on spellcheck when you're not dyslexic.
Profiles that have ONE sentence that says "hey, looking for fun, I"m a horny guy and I like to watch sexy ladies get off!"
Getting multiple messages per week from men saying repulsive and stupid stuff. Learn to spell, learn how to communicate...and maybe try fucking saying HELLO before telling me you want to stick your dick in me...If you even bother to notice - I PROBABLY DONT WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!
I like a lot of movies. To make it shorter here"s what I"m NOT into: Retarded chick flicks, romance, caper comedy and depressing movies about cultural clashing
Masturbating, pissing, :P Smoking, being REALLY high, collecting glass pipes/bongs. World of Warcraft, playing/listening to music, painting and being random and silly. Nothing better than a night hanging out with a friend, getting SRSLY baked and laughing our asses off...I love crocheting too, I know it sounds odd but it"s really fun!
Metal!!! Grunge, sludge...anything that makes you want to growl and bare your teeth...These are the bands you"ll find me listening to on any given day: Alice in Chains, Tool, Mastodon, Every Time I Die, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Pearl Jam, Deftones, Gorillaz, Bonobo, Dethklok, Lamb of God, Valiant Thorr, Clutch, Soundgarden, The Smashing Pumpkins, STP, The Mars Volta, The Shins, Ween...And when I feel the need to dance I TURN ON THE TRANCE! I"m a big fan of Ferry Corsten.
Anything non-religious, I like thought provoking/fantasy/lore/nerd books like the WoW Archives and whatnot. Cannabibles 1-2-3 (a real pothead knows what they are)...Stuff about music or music history, philosophy, metaphysics, books about dr ugs/experiences/experimentation. Books are fun stuff.
Within the state
Time spent online?
I never log off
English, German/Deutsch, Japanese
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a light social smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
Someone who ISN"T a boring, uneducated drone who sits there and watches TV and drinks all the time. Preferably a gamer (WoW/Rock Band [or anything for xbox 360] to be specific). Must be a smoker (light/heavy doesn"t matter) and highly 420-friendly. No religious freaks please. I"m an atheist, I don"t need/want to be around religion. Sexually adventurous is a must. Also I"d prefer to get with someone who"s into squirting/peeing so we could bring that into our activities. Someone who likes to watch porn with me. Must be a metalhead. I don"t really care much for any mainstream music. Shaved genitals. I REALLY hate pubes. Like seriously.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
Size is all I care about!
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly, I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily, I want my partner to smoke lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly, I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
5 ft 9 in
Shaved or waxed to be gone
Earrings, Nose Rings, Body Piercings, Tounge Piercing, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Coffee and conversation, Collecting, Computer Games, Computer programming, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Photography, Playing cards
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Symphony/Opera, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, News, Soft Porn
Action, Adventure, Animation, Documentary, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Science Fiction, Thrillers
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Classical, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Indie, Industrial, Jazz, Miscellaneous, Opera, Reggae, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Erotica, Fantasy, History, Horror, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Thrillers
Work & Living Environment
American, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai
Favorite sexual fantasy
Find a really interesting couple for a night of 420, ear blasting metal and hardcore fucking. I'd like it to be difficult to walk the next day :P
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Fisting, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Humiliation, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Piss Play, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Fingers, Hands, Lips, Neck
Doctor/Patient, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Police/Civilian, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Swinging clubs, Fetish parties, Swinging, Raves
Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Ice, Food is for eating!
Gags, Medical gear
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Bisexual, Cumshots, Fetish, Hard, Lesbian, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!