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Can I piss on your cunt?


I"m a big girl, but I work with it!!! I"m a REAL BBW not just a chubby girl...So if you"re not a fan of extremely huge fatties turn away now. ;) I say it how I see it. No holds barred. I"m weird, I"m random. If you ever meet anyone like me I"d be shocked. I have 7 piercings all above the neck (hopefully more to come) and 7 tattoos (again, more to come). I"m a hardcore 420 girl! :) I also USED TO have funky dreadlocks THAT WERE AWESOME!!.

I've recently realized that after several years of trying to work things out with guys - that ultimately it's not my thing. IDK...I've spent a long time thinking about this recently and I honestly think it's safe to say that I'm 100% done with men.

Turn Ons


SQUIRTING and PISSING!!! (LADIES ONLY) I looove love love to squirt and/or pee all over my hands when I"m playing!!! Smoking ganj, BBW, HOCKEY PLAYERS, Canadians, metalheads, intox sex, BIG clits, pumped clits, tattoos, piercings, pierced clits, pretty, shaved wet pussies. REAL PEOPLE FUCKING. REAL PEOPLE IN GENERAL!

People with brains. People who don"t beg me for content. INTELLECT. Proper grammar. Ability to spell. ATHEISTS!

Turn Offs


Scat, alcoholics, anorexic girls, fake tits, dirty genitals, anything in the realm of illegal or immoral (with the exception of 420), jungles of pubic hair (girls ï SHAVE IT ALL OFF!!), tiny clits and cocks, bad music. Bitchy women, shallow people, guys that think all women should be walking Barbies. People who think pot is bad. Straight-edge wusses. RELIGION. Cross dressing/transgender/genderbending (sorry that is just not my thing). NOT CUMMING WHEN I GET FUCKED!!! Men who don't bother reading my profile and send me disgusting messages.

Anything thuggish/ghettofied, people unable to speak proper English when it"s their primary language, inability to spell, disregard for education, lack of common sense and communication abilities. Dependency on spellcheck when you're not dyslexic.

Profiles that have ONE sentence that says "hey, looking for fun, I"m a horny guy and I like to watch sexy ladies get off!"

Getting multiple messages per week from men saying repulsive and stupid stuff. Learn to spell, learn how to communicate...and maybe try fucking saying HELLO before telling me you want to stick your dick in me...If you even bother to notice - I PROBABLY DONT WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!

Movies


I like a lot of movies. To make it shorter here"s what I"m NOT into: Retarded chick flicks, romance, caper comedy and depressing movies about cultural clashing

Hobbies


Masturbating, pissing, :P Smoking, being REALLY high, collecting glass pipes/bongs. World of Warcraft, playing/listening to music, painting and being random and silly. Nothing better than a night hanging out with a friend, getting SRSLY baked and laughing our asses off...I love crocheting too, I know it sounds odd but it"s really fun!

Music


Metal!!! Grunge, sludge...anything that makes you want to growl and bare your teeth...These are the bands you"ll find me listening to on any given day: Alice in Chains, Tool, Mastodon, Every Time I Die, Nine Inch Nails, Queens of the Stone Age, Pearl Jam, Deftones, Gorillaz, Bonobo, Dethklok, Lamb of God, Valiant Thorr, Clutch, Soundgarden, The Smashing Pumpkins, STP, The Mars Volta, The Shins, Ween...And when I feel the need to dance I TURN ON THE TRANCE! I"m a big fan of Ferry Corsten.

Books


Anything non-religious, I like thought provoking/fantasy/lore/nerd books like the WoW Archives and whatnot. Cannabibles 1-2-3 (a real pothead knows what they are)...Stuff about music or music history, philosophy, metaphysics, books about dr ugs/experiences/experimentation. Books are fun stuff.

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Squirting after a long play session
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Top Comment #1 by: blankdisk21
6 months ago

and vids ;)

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Top Comment #2 by: elwoodontario
11 months ago

This big, Canadian hockey player just wanted to say hi!

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1 month ago

Very nice profile and nice sexy video you have and lve your pcs mmmmmm

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4 months ago

awesome videos :)

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4 months ago

HOT PROFILE !!

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4 months ago

Thanks for the add

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6 months ago

and vids ;)

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6 months ago

Don't mind me, just getting my perv on to some of your pics ;) hehe

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6 months ago

thanks for adding, love your profile and love watching you squirt :)

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8 months ago

Nice "details".
Please let us BBW lovers see you in full figure.

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8 months ago

love the piercings! Oh and you're whole body too! yum!

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8 months ago

Gotta say, the piercings look well cool, although that's not the only thing I was looking at and enjoying! ;)

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9 months ago

Thank you, love! Wonderful to see you, too. :)

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11 months ago

This big, Canadian hockey player just wanted to say hi!

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1 year ago

Nice squirts.  :)

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1 year ago

I like your style babe.  I love group sex and am 420 friendly.

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1 year ago

Is my 15" too big

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1 year ago

thanks for the add

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1 year ago

Thanks for the ad :)

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1 year ago

Thanks for the invite hun.

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1 year ago

Thanx for the friend accept. 

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1 year ago

PENGUINS :)

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1 year ago

love your music taste and your piercings and of course your body lol not many people ever speak of Deftones which makes you awesome, except for the detroit redwings :p

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1 year ago

youre very sexy

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1 year ago

Thanks for the add =] send me a message sometime

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1 year ago

sexy =]

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1 year ago

I like what I read... I think your Funny :)
I image we would laugh our ass off if we ever hung out.

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1 year ago

http://www.xtube.com[/email]

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1 year ago

Your pics are hot and we're very much into the same things. Friend me?

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1 year ago

hay hotness!!! hows it going?? :D been a long time since i last wrote XD hope we can have a proper geeky talk babes :D btw loving your videos alot ;) xxx

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1 year ago

Thanks for accepting my friend request :D

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1 year ago

hay :D wow jsut like read your profile and your into everything i like (not jsut sex wise:D) 420 rep metal head AND HAS DREADS!!! hehe i has dreads to but i got no pics of here of them (yet!!! *shakes fist into the air*) well i leave you alone now coz you probuly dont wanna be talkin to a massive nerd XD peace xxx btw you are beautiful :)

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1 year ago

thx for accept my friend's request. Your profil is so cool and your are so niice and sweet. I like it 

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1 year ago

your stuff here ir really hot!

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