I just spent 30 minutes writing a new intro and didn"t save it before I moved off the page.
Classy, hot women and good looking, witty men.
Anything larger than a reasonably sized cock or a few fingers; classlessness; stench; and I"m sure a few other things.
Anything with a message.
My new hobby: making vids
Anything that suits my mood. Mostly classic rock, though.
I"m an English teacher... I love books.
BA/BS (4 years college)
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
About my Partner
Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Group
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
Size is all I care about!
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks heavily
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Gardening/Landscaping, Motorcycles, Music/Concerts, Photography, Playing cards, Playing sports, Watching sports
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators, Swings, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Masks, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Whips, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bisexual, Bondage, Cumshots, Fetish, Hard, Lesbian, Rimming, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!