General Info

I like porn. I like porn sites. Especially free ones.


I have been here since the beginning. XTube was the second community-based porn site; newbienudes was the first. But NN was pictures only for a long time, and XTube filled the video niche. I have seen the rise and the fall of this glorious website, and it saddens me the place it is at right now. It didn"t used to be this way. It didn"t used to be all about the money. It used to truly be about the porn, and about the community, and about making real connections to the people you saw making real videos and having real orgasms. It saddens me that when I could once see the top ten pages of "new videos" be 90% actual amateur, real submissions... I now see maybe five a day, if that. If that. But we are still here, the few of us who have been around from the start. We are still here. And hopefully, if you are an XTube n00b, then you will read what I have to say on this profile. What you see here is not all there is. This place is so much more than just a porn site... even if it doesn"t look like it anymore. =)



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I am a 25-year-old male. I just finished my law degree! As a result of this, revealing photos/videos will not be posted publicly. I will chat on AIM/YIM/MSN/skype with any girls who want to, though... I have a webcam and a microphone. I"m strictly heterosexual, though. Sorry, guys.

Turn Ons


A dirty, intelligent mind is the number one thing a girl can have to turn me on. If a girl is both smart and pervy, the rest is pretty much irrelevant. Other than that, "darkness aura" aesthetics (goth, vampire, witch, etc), abnormally-colored hair (blue, purple, etc), and other similar signals of social rebellion turn me on on a physical level.

Turn Offs


Very little. I do not like anal. I do not like doing it, I do not like watching it, I just don"t like it. Seeing other guys cumming is likely going to drop me a little, too. Sorry, I am just not into that.Most extreme fringe fetishes are also unlikely to work in my favor.

Movies


Tarantino movies are fucking amazing. Other than that, listing all my favorite movies would be too arduous a task ;)

Hobbies


I"ve become real friends with more than just a handful of girls I originally found on or because of xtube. I saw their video, looked at their profile, and determined that they were someone I could conceivably get along with. Most girls on here do not respond to PMs. Some do. When they do, they"re usually very defensive because of the multitude of messages they surely get from rabidly horny guys. They seem to only want cybersex or camshows or the like. Those are great, and I"ve had my share of those in my time, too. But such insistance turns girls away. Seriously.I have been on this site for a very long time. I have seen amazing, amazing girls delete their accounts and go AWOL because of the avalanche of propositions they receive. It hurts the community.These profiles are here for a reason. Xtube is the best porn site for a reason. The very thing that makes xtube unlike every other porn site is that xtube is a community of REAL people, freely posting their REAL sexual experiences. Of course, it"s obvious when a webmaster is uploading their shit to sell more accounts or when xtube_sponsor or whomever has videos that are obviously not amateur. In general, though, if a video posted on here, it was created by a real person, taking a chance and allowing themselves to share their sexuality with us. With xtube. With the community. With every other REAL person on here who also took that risk. And when a girl is masturbating on here and she begins to orgasm, it"s [probably] real. And that knowledge is fucking awesome.And, so, xtube is more than just the porn. It"s so much more than a place to find fapping material and move on. On these profiles, you get a glimpse at the person, not the body, in the videos. It gives you a sense of who they are when they"re NOT doing porn. It strengthens the web of community that separates this site from every other porn site. Having a profile (and the ability to add/comment/message) is probably the most important feature of this site, SECONDARY to all the porn. Porn is everywhere. This community is not.And so, we come to my point. I said I met some really amazing girls here. Almost all of them were defensive when they responded to me. They figured I just wanted to cam with them, just like everybody else. I talked to them. I mentioned things I read on their profile. I made sure they knew that I realized that the girl I was talking to was a real person, not just a body in a video I watched.And in a very short time, we usually warm up to each other. And before I knew it, these girls who had previously told me how much they hate when people beg for camshows, giving camshows, being solicited for cybersex, etc, were way more than willing to make an exception for me. Why? It was probably because I was asking them for a sexual favor as a FRIEND and not as a random trying to get whatever he could off of whomever he could. And, in the end, those camshows were better than anything else I could"ve gotten on the internet for my masturbatory use. They were performed with passion and desire. They had a meaning. It was no longer about an expression of sexuality to the masses, or a risk to take to expose themselves to the internet for the lulz. It was them doing something for someone they were starting to identify with and care about. And if you don"t think that shows in a sexual video, you are simply not paying attention.So, my point is this. People here are real. Treat them as such. Read profiles. If someone sounds like you, or sounds like someone you"d get along with, or shares interests with you, try to get to know them. Some people simply won"t be interested; probably because of bad experiences with rabid horny people begging for camshows, but alas. However, you just might find someone who is. And you just might manage to get behind their shields. And you just might manage to become friends. And in that friendship, you just might get even more online sexual play than you ever otherwise would have. Everyone is happy, then. And hey, when you share a sexual closeness with someone, great things, far beyond simple friendship, can happen.These are just my thoughts; hopefully some people will read them and take them to heed. =)

Music


All forms of rock (classic, modern, etc)

Many forms of metal (symphonic, power, etc)

Electronica (techno, trance, etc)

Comedy/parody/humor songs



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I saw Sonata Arctica open for Nightwish, live. I was in the second row. It was fucking amazing.

I met David from Disturbed through a "win backstage passes" contest from my local radio station. That concert and that experience was also fucking amazing.

I live in South Florida where members of STYX live. As a result, they play a lot of shows down here. I"ve seen them four times. They rock.

Peelander-Z is AWESOME. Youtube them, NOW. I saw them live at a convention I went to.



These four experienced above are pretty much encapsulatory of my most accessible musical tastes and desires. =]

Books


I am a huge Harry Potter fan. That is pretty much it that I can/will list on a porn site =P

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Top Comment #1 by: ensue
2 years ago

I'm back motherfucker! :3

I still feel like XT used to be better...

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Top Comment #2 by: texasmilf
2 years ago

Thanks for the request! ;)

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1 year ago

Thanks for the request! :)

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1 year ago

Nope, not on fetlife. I am not in a living situation that is conducive for random sex, nor am I really interested in meeting people online for sexual meet-ups.

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1 year ago

Hey, thanks for the comment on my profile! :) I enjopyed reading your profile, and how xtube used to be.  I kind of wish I was around back then!  I meet some cool users here and there, like yourself, so I hope to experience more of the community aspect you talk about here.

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1 year ago

Thanks for the add!  You're one of the more articulate users I've met on this site!

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1 year ago

Thanks for the add ;) 

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2 years ago

thanks for request .make a tribute to me,please

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2 years ago

I'm back motherfucker! :3

I still feel like XT used to be better...

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2 years ago

One of the few profiles I've taken the time to read in its entirety. I'd love to chat with you more. ;)

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2 years ago

I love your diatribe against the deterioration of the XTube community. I've been a member for what feels like a long, long time, and I also remember the days when the majority of new videos were genuine amateur enthusiasts. I just really enjoy the way you express your vehemence and enthusiasm.

Long live Harry Potter. :)

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2 years ago

Thanks for the request!

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2 years ago

Thanks for the request! ;)

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2 years ago

Poke you back! He he. You know me...playin' both sides

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3 years ago

Thanks for the Add!

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3 years ago

Thanks for the request!!! <3 You seem fun, comment me. 

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3 years ago

My weekend with you was amazing!  I;m so glad we met on here.  You rocked my world! <3 <3 <3

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3 years ago

thank you for the add, and having read your profile, I agree! Sex is about having fun, letting yourself go, and not having to live up anyones elses standards! Secondly, do you work for xtube or own shares in the company???!!! ;) only jesting!! Have fun, and thanks again xx

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3 years ago

People move. I graduated.

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3 years ago

Nope sorry, I'm in Memphis,TN haha.

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3 years ago

Haha, no, school's in TN for me. :)

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3 years ago

i might end up there probably just community college and maybe living him still since were back together. it'll probably be easier for the both of us

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3 years ago


        I didn't really decide against it, part of the reason i was going to go is because of my boyfriend andd we were going to live together . and we went on a break  so thats why i changed to towson for the time being

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3 years ago

rarely...

I just get sick of being flooded by creepy messages so... right now I'm taking a break

Sparky

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3 years ago

Thanks for adding me as a friend! Couldn't agree more on what you said about Xtube and it's community! And yes an intelligent mind is the sexiest tool around! ;)

Hope you come by some time!

Sparky

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3 years ago

Why thank you :) It feels good to be back

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3 years ago

Yeah I know right? 
I've been busy, But I've been checking up on here every now and then.

 

How are you? What did you do for Halloween? It's so odd to ask that question when Thanksgiving is less than a week or so away. :P

 

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3 years ago

"The rest"? Pfft, we are the best! Hufflepuff are for the just and loyal~ 

And no, I live about five states north of Florida. It was summer when I took the picture.

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3 years ago

I should slap you sir, proud Hufflepuff you are speaking to. <3

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4 years ago

Yes, I'm from Florida to answer your question. Narrow it down, yes I'm from Title Town, lol No, I'm not a student..dont hold that against me. 

I read your profile; here here! Well-stated and honest sentiments good sir.

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4 years ago

I have to agree that your massive wall of text was entertaining. 

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4 years ago

hmmm well that was a very interesting and delighting read. Truly you have summed up what this website SHOULD be about in a few well written paragraphs. Brava ;)

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4 years ago

LOL Too soon man, too soon. ha ha :-P

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4 years ago

Hey there....nice....u added my private vid to ur favourites....*smiles*....hope u enjoyed...XXX

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