General Info
dying for a heart
My name is Phillip...theres more to me than meets the eye. I am here to have a good time, meet new people, maybe find love...im into anything, want someone to talk to and maybe cyber with. trade pics etc...
TERRIBLY romantic Italian guy here...LOVES candlelight dinners, soft music, kissing, all of it.
Writes music, stories, short stories, an occasional poem, and draws too. :)
I do NOT have a cam...dont ask.
-Phil
PS....if you are out there, my someone...please come rescue me, and give me the love i need to fill this broken heart of mine.
Turn Ons
ABERCROMBIE MODELS-people with the same physique
for Guys-~-~
Muscular chests and arms.
ABS
good personality,
Cute faces
Sincerity
For Girls-~-~
interested in me and not a cam model
long hair-shoulder length or about that-straight is my biggest turnon
slender
suckable, lickable breasts
clean pussy
Turn Offs
PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR MY CAM.
i do NOT HAVE ONE
hugely overweight...dirty...harassers...
Movies
Pirates of the Caribbean...National treasure...iRobot...day after tomorrow
Hobbies
Drawing, song writing, online dating/cyber-date/sex.
Flying, photography, music, ipod, friends, family, writing
Music
Coldplay, natalie grant, natalie cole, michael buble, dean martin, bing crosby, marylin monroe, regina spektor, jack johnson,
Books
Swiss family robinson, robinson crusoe, treasure island, journey to the center of the earth
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Hiya mate, welcum to XTube! Here's an X-rated story that I wrote for XTubers, hope ya like it.
Knock knock. WHO'S THERE? Doctor Gay. I DON'T KNOW YOU, WHADAYA WANT?! I was making a house call next door, and I couldn't help but peep in your bedroom window after your neighbor told me what a hot ass you have, and that you're a straight college boy. When I saw you butt naked while you were humping your pillow, I wanted to see if I could interest you in a free prostate exam while I'm here. WHAT KIND OF EXAM IS THAT? That's when you bend over and spread your buttocks apart, and I insert my finger in your anus in order to rub your "male G-spot." OH, I REMEMBER READING ABOUT THAT EXAM. HOW LONG DO YOU RUB IT? Altogether, everything takes about 45 minutes. HUH? I READ THE EXAM IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO TAKE A FEW SECONDS! That's true, butt I take great pride in my work, and I'm very thorough. In fact, I perform the exam four separate times to ensure that I don't miss anything. I'm also very caring, in that I won't ram my finger up your anus and then jerk it back out. In short, I treat your anus with the respect it deserves. WHY WOULD OTHER DOCTORS TREAT IT ROUGHLY? They're paranoid that you'll think they're gay if they leave their finger in your anus too long. ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE NOT GAY? Yes and no. My name is Gay, butt I'm definitely not gay. I just like to give prostate exams to straight college boys who have hot asses. Butt don't ask me why, because I really don't know. THAT MAKES SENSE, IN A NONSENSICAL WAY. Butt I compensate for my idiocentricities by being extremely considerate about my patients' feelings. For example, during the first exam when you're lying on your back, I'll rub the outer part of your anus for about five minutes. This is so you'll get accustomed to the feel of my finger between your buttocks before I insert it in your anus.
This story is too long to post the whole thing here. The rest of it is in my "About Me" on my profile page, entitled, "About The Gay Doctor Who Thinks He's Straight."