I'm a young (but NOT underage!) female with a smooth, slim, and neat body (also 75D breasts if you know what I mean). I'm also an Einstein in the skirt, so you got to be an intelligent smartass if you want to keep up with my sharp tongue and keen mind. :P Spell properly, for Pete's sake! There's a difference between your and you're! If YOU'RE (!) oblivious to it, forget about having a coversation with me, duh! Mind YOUR punctuation!!! I don't answer to messages without the topic (yea, I'm that demanding :P). Ok, that was the harsh part. Here's the nice one: I have quite a high sex drive (for a woman of course).
There are quite a few. I love all sorts of boxers (briefs forbidden!), hot abs (but not overly muscular!), STUBBLE (gives you a totally manly look!) and a neat male chest.
Poo. Pee. I'm perfectly capable of having my own excrements, and, trust me, there's nothing exciting about them.
Hanging out, swimming, sometimes partying, talking… and a few more.
I don't believe in astrology
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
Fit, sexy, hot, literate, sarcastic, not overly muscular and SINGLE.
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