My name "KnotHoleHunter" derives from the old saying: "He"s so horny, he"d fuck a knothole in a stump!" I"m just a regular guy who is fascinated by everything and who would love to expand his sexual horizons and his possibilities for pleasure. Feel free to contact me via XTube and maybe we can explore together!
My Kik is: KnotHoleHunter
WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects: You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action. (I suggest the rest of you post this notice) All persons visiting this sight you do not have my permission to share, copy or download any of my information and or pics.
DISCLAIMER CONTAINING A WARNING to all individuals and/or institutions,including local, state, federal, and international law enforcement agencies using this or any adult friend finder site or its associated sites for projects and or investigations: You do not have my permission to use any of my profile information, pictures, videos, blogs, or stories in any form or forum both current and future. If you have, or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.
After much reading on the subject, I think the best way to identify myself is as Pansexual/Polysexual (or at least willing to learn! LOL!) I find that I love and care about a person"s sapience, love, affection, and pleasure more than I care about a person"s gender or orientation!
I would like to experiment with all manner of clean, safe, (relatively) painless, funky, freaky, fun consenting adult sapient pleasures, as long as they don"t result in disease, unwanted pregnancy, drawing blood, or death.
Health and taking care of yourself is a turn-on for me. I am not particular about whether a partner is skinny or fat as long as you don't gain or lose to the detriment of your health or otherwise abuse your body and mind. I am not a Drug Warrior and wouldn't narc on anybody or tell anyone what to put in their bodies, but I don't partake and prefer partners who are free of street drugs and smoke-free.
I am a Transhumanist and value life extension and the prospect of Immortality. I think that anything worth doing is worth doing forever if you can get away with it, so I want to be healthy enough to enjoy things forever if possible. I live byJerry Springer words:"Take care of yourself and each other."
I am Childfree By Choice and prefer Childfree By Choice partners or partners with grown-up children. Nothing against families or kids, simply that child care can make relationships complicated.
I am open to peaceful, honest, consenting adult humans who share at least some of my interests and preferences, regardless of gender, orientation, "race," "ethnicity," nationality, or other accident of birth. I will be open to any consenting adult sapient cyborgs or androids when they are brought into being and I am open to any consenting adult sapient extraterrestrials with features a hominid type could desire, should such extraterrestrials make themselves known.
The idea of Polyamory is a turn-on for committed relationships. I am fascinated with naturism and nudism and might want to try nude exercise, nude housecleaning, nude wrestling, or other nudist activities on a private, secluded nudist-friendly meeting place. I would like to meet singles, couples, triads, quads, and groups for all of the above.
I love having all kinds of outercourse. I would love to fuck the folds of fat of BBWs and BHMs, as well as get masturbated with footjobs, boob-jobs, elbows, the crook of the knee, and the armpits. I love giving and recieving foot, leg, and body worship all over. When I"m not with anyone, I love humping and masturbation. I have seen the e-stim, mutual wanking, and frot videos on X-Tube and they turn me on! I would love to meet singles, couples, triads, quads, and groups to try these freaky fetishes out.
I would like to see what fun I could have with props like food, massage oils, temporary tattoos, body paints, dildos, strap-ons, sex toys, dental dams, cross-dressing, masks, tights, wet suits, and zentai suits as well.
First of all, please have profile pictures or videos and some detail in your profile before making a friend request. I need to know I"m dealing with a person and not a spambot. Spambots are not sexy! :)
I am dead-set against initiation of force and fraud and other forms of irrationality. including any sex act involving minors, relatives, non-sapient animals, corpses, blood, scat, any bodily fluids that can spread disease or cause unwanted pregnancy or death.
I am dead-set against any totalitarian religion, ideology, or philosophy that allows for initiation of force, fraud, and other forms of irrationality. Do not approach me if you hold to such a worldview.
Licking, kissing, and sucking are all right, but not anything that can transmit diseases. Please be well before physically interacting with me.
Paddling, spanking and belt-whipping are all right, but not whips that draw blood, raise whelts or make scars.
Hot wax is alright, but low-temperature wax only, nothing that burns to the bone.
Although I would like to try dildos, butt-plugs or strap-ons and I like watching anal porn, I wouldn"t want to give or recieve anal with an actual penis. (Of course, once reason and science get rid of big diseases with little names, who knows?)
In all instances, I despise lack of thought, lack of sanity, lack of hygiene, and lack of character.
Movies with my favorite sex scenes and people I regard as sexiest include: 9 1/2 Weeks, Arthur, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Cat People, Conan the Barbarian, Conan the Destroyer, De Sade, Excalibur, Frida, Moulin Rouge, Network, One Night at McCool"s, Quills, Red Sonia, Serenity, Three"s A Crowd, Underworld, Underworld II: Evolution, X-Men, X-Men United, and X-Men III: The Last Stand, and many others.
Watching Xtube.com videos and making new fuck friends here...of course! ;) I also like reading, Web Surfing, chatting online, checking out new apps, outdoor recreacreation such as walking, hiking, camping, and picnicking, and working out in the gym. Topics of reading and conversation I enjoy include entrepreneurship, electricity and electronics, computers, crafts, gardening, homesteading, survivalism/emergency preparedness, philosophy, politics, humor, and many others.
I've lost weight recently from working out, supplements, and better dieting and feel much better for it too!
Some of my favorite singers and groups with sexy songs and/or looks are: Berlin, Celtic Woman, Paula Cole, Nikka Costa, Dr. Demento, Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show, Sheena Easton, Nelly Furtado, Garbage, Sophie B. Hawkins, George Michael, Nikki Minaj, Alanis Morrissette, Nine Inch Nails, Katy Perry, Pink, Prince and the Revolution, Renaissance, Sade, Salt-N-Peppa, Grace Slick, Wendy and Lisa, Mae West, Winger, XTC, and many others.
My favorite sexy books are: Cop to Call Girl by Norma Jean Almadovar, Dr. Ruth"s Guide to Safer Sex by Dr. Ruth Westheimer, The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices, The Ethical Slut by Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt, Generation Sex by Dr. Judy Kuriansky, The Intimate Sex Lives of Famous People by Irving Wallace, Amy Wallace, David Wallechinsky, and Sylvia Wallace, The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort, Men in Love by Nancy Friday, My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday, The Playboy Philosophy by Hugh Hefner, The Sex Lover"s Book of Lists by Ron Louis and David Copeland, The Tijuana Bibles by Bob Adelman, and many others. I also enjoy the works of William Blake, Giovanni Boccaccio, Jacob Bronowski, Robert A. Heinlein, Ayn Rand, Percy Bysshe Shelly, William Shakespeare, J.R.R. Tolkien, and many other writers with a Individualist, Secular philosophy or with action and adventure themes.
I don't believe in astrology
BA/BS (4 years college)
Within the city
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
English, French/Francais, German/Deutsch, Spanish/Espanol
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
I am open to clean, safe, healthy, polyamorous partners, couples, triads, quads, or groups, age 21+ of any gender, color, nationality, or orientation who share at least some of my many interests.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, Gay-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, 1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
Few extra pounds
5 ft 9 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Arms, Chest, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Business networking, Business news, Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Collecting, Computer programming, Fashion, Fishing/Hunting, Gardening/Landscaping, Healthy living, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Politics, Shopping, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts, Wine tasting
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Music Channels, Movie Channels, News, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Talk Shows, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Family, Classics, Comedy, Crime, Documentary, Drama, Fantasy, Independent, Musicals, Mystery, Porn, Romance, Science Fiction, Thrillers, War, Westerns
Alternative Rock, Blues, Broadway & Vocalists, Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Folk, Hard Rock & Metal, Hip-Hop, Indie, Industrial, International, Jazz, Latin, Miscellaneous, New Age, Opera, Pop/Top 40, R&B/Soul, Rap, Reggae, Punk, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Best Sellers, Biographies, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Magazines, Mystery, Non Fiction, Romance, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology, Self-Help, Thrillers, Travel
Work & Living Environment
Live with roommate(s)
American, Cajun, Chinese, Fast food, French, Greek, Japanese, Italian, Mexican, Mongolian, Pizza, Seafood
Favorite sexual fantasy
I"d love to have a group-sex orgy where everyone is licking, kissing, cuddling, fondling, masturbating, frotting, tribbing, watching porn, playing with toys, dildos, and strap-ons, and wearing all kinds of freaky fetish-wear, as well as wearing nothing at all!
Age Play, Blindfolds, Butt Play, Crossdressing, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Food Play, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Humiliation, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Back, Belly, Butt, Calves, Ears, Feet, Inner thigh, Knees, Lips, Neck, Toes
Boss/Employee, Celebrity/Fan, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Nurse, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Master/Slave, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prisoner/Prisoner, Prostitute/Client, Sergeant/Ensign, Teacher/Student, Trainer/Dog
A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Bars or pubs, Swinging clubs, Fetish parties, Adult theatres, Swinging, Dungeon clubs
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Penis extensions, Strap-ons, Swings, Vaginas, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Apple pie, Bananas, Carrots, Cherries, Chocolate sauce, Cucumbers, Frosting, Grapes, Ice, Ice cream, Jello, Peanut butter, Popsicles, Pudding, Strawberries, Whipped cream
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Harnesses, Masks, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Penis/Scrotum clamps, Silk scarves, Whips, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Gay, Gonzo, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Soft, Teen (18+), Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
|KnotHoleHunter Wrote a blog|
|KnotHoleHunter Added a video to favorite|
|KnotHoleHunter Added a video to favorite|
I'm on Vacation Near Gaston Coun...
NC Polyamorous, Pansexual Male W...
Pansexuality: Any Others