Part of the Pack
Long blond hair.
Big blue eyes.
Slender frame with very slight muscle.
The Joker from Batman the Dark Knight (lay off, he's hottt!).
The sound of balls smacking an ass.
Slight bestiality (it's just interesting for some reason).
Guys with beards (though not too much-it has to be nice and kept up).
Guys with six-packs (not the beverage).
Hot guys jerking off.
A little S & M.
Cheating. Just say NO!
Blowup dolls (seriously, get a life!).
Girl jacking off...it just isn't that hot...
Literally sticking your foot up someone's ass.
Weird fetishes (pantyhose, wtf?).
The way women glare at the camera during porn and think it's sexy.
Porn with plot, especially bad plot.
Talking shit during porn.
Fake moaning in porn.
People who masturbate with vegetables (EW!).
People with bad teeth.
Guys with too much butt.
Girls with too much butt.
Guys with no butt.
Girls with no butt.
Fat people who wear tiny clothes in public (no one wants to see that!).
People who think they're hot and aren't.
People who think they can sing, but can't.
Abnormally huge dicks.
Bears (not the animal).
Girls sucking on dildos.
Old fat guys.
Fat old guys.
Foaming at the mouth.
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
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