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Part of the Pack


Long blond hair.

Pale skin.

Big blue eyes.

Long lashes.

Slender frame with very slight muscle.

Turn Ons


Uncut men.
Doggy style!
Leather.Black clothes.
Tattoos.
The Joker from Batman the Dark Knight (lay off, he's hottt!).
Boxer briefs!
Nude models!
Shower sex!
Hot showers!
The sound of balls smacking an ass.
Slight bestiality (it's just interesting for some reason).
Long hair.
Guys with beards (though not too much-it has to be nice and kept up).
Guys with six-packs (not the beverage).
Hair pulling.
Gay porn.Hot guys jerking off.
Biting.A little S & M.Vampires.Were wolves.Were cats.Piercings.Silver.
Pale skin.

Turn Offs


Cut men.
Cheating. Just say NO!
Blowup dolls (seriously, get a life!).Portable vaginas.Portables assholes.Girl jacking off...it just isn't that hot...
Fisting.Literally sticking your foot up someone's ass.Weird fetishes (pantyhose, wtf?).
Trailer trash.White trash.Mullets.Druggies.Drugs.Cigarettes.
Anorexic people.
The way women glare at the camera during porn and think it's sexy.
Porn with plot, especially bad plot.
Talking shit during porn.
Fake moaning in porn.
People who masturbate with vegetables (EW!).
Bad breath.
Greasy hair.
People with bad teeth.
Guys with too much butt.Girls with too much butt.Guys with no butt.Girls with no butt.Fat people who wear tiny clothes in public (no one wants to see that!).People who think they're hot and aren't.People who think they can sing, but can't.
Gagging.
Cyber sex.
Abnormally huge dicks.Tiny dicks.
Bears (not the animal).
Noobs.
Girls sucking on dildos.
Old guys.Fat guys.Old fat guys.Fat old guys.
Rudeness.Obnoxiousness.Ugly.Overly muscular.Rotting things.Golden showers.Prejudices.Racists.Biggots.Politics.World hunger.Disease.Viruses.Foaming at the mouth.
 

Movies


Meh.

Hobbies


Tons.

Music


Tons.

Books


Tons.

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5 years ago

Ew.

I only weigh five hundred and wear slightly tight clothing. I like tube-tops.

We should do something sometime. And we should be secret lovars. And stuff. Yeah. Let's do stuff tonight. If you can find my vajay-jay under the pounds of fat layer. Don't worry, the bushy slabs of lard are actually really attractive. In a horrorific kind of way.

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