Short And Simple, unlike me.

Tall and hairy is a good way to describe me.  Recently I've worked my butt off to lose quite a bit of weight so I fall somewhere between stocky and chubby for now.  To save myself the trouble of constantly updating my profile, we'll put my age right around 40.

Spiritual.

LOVE being outside!  While I don't consider myself fit, I do consider myself healthy (and increasingly so).  It's difficult for me to not have my mind occupied.  Would you like to rent some space?

Until I get to know someone, I tend to be quiet and reserved.  That attribute spills over into my sex life.  In my past is a marriage (to a woman) which has led me to define myself completely as gay.  There is absolutely no desire to ever be with a woman again.  Furthermore I really don't like female qualities in men either.

Am I a top or a bottom?  Let's put it like this.  You and I can wrestle and whoever gets pinned first will be putting his legs in the air.  Ya think you can beat me? I live in a remote and morally conservative town.  Despite whatever desires I may have, I doubt I'd put up much of a fight.

Outside of my professional life (suit and tie) my goal is to find someone with which I may share my remaining time on this planet.  Hopefully that will equate to a very long term relationship.  In the mean time I'll do my best to enjoy as many casual encounters I can squeeze into my limited spare time.

That pretty much covers it except to say that I do like pina coladas.  Getting caught in the rain?  Not so much!

Turn Ons

So many turn-ons, so little time.  We should start at the top...hair (body hair).  It shouldn't be excessive to the point where it scares children at the beach.  There is nothing hotter than thick, dark manbush!!! 

If you're younger or not as hairy, a treasure trail above that bush is something I consider very attractive. 

Low hanging fuzzy balls are a definite turn on, especially if it spills over down the taint and to the ass.  

Oh man, I LOVE French men.  It's just a shame that so many of them smoke.  It's like it's the national pass-time.  Italian men and men from Spain come in second and third.

Short hair, shaved heads, trimmed beards or goatees cannot be beat.  Of course, like most people, I'm a sucker (no pun intended) for a muscular chest covered with fur.  It's not a requirement to be attractive, it's just something that is difficult to top.

Cowboy, farmer, redneck, country, contractor types all receive high marks.  Pick up trucks (sometimes just the sound of a deisel engine) get my motor running.  Sorry I couldn't help myself.  This is all even better if there's a tender side under all the roughness.

When two men are having sex, making strong eye contact met with smiles get me hard in an instant.  I just sprung one merely thinking about it.  Bareback sex with seeding (cum dumps) are hot to watch, but not something I encourage outside a committed relationship.  Men are too beautiful to lose any more to some awful disease.  What a downer!

Last year I experimented with aneros, sounding and estim.  All three will remain on-going pass times for quite some time.  They're very enjoyable.  I'm intrigued by all these piss videos.  Never has the opportunity presented itself, however, it's a practice I'd like to give a shot.  You won't find me drinking urine, EVER.  It's a line I cannot see myself crossing.

Don't be upset if you're younger or not so hairy.  I've simply been listing a few things that are higher up there for me.  I'm an equal opportunity f*ck.

Turn Offs

Something I cannot get past is smoking.  I could talk for hours on everything I find appauling about it.  Sorry.

I'm nervous about listing turn-offs because I don't want to appear judgemental.  You'll find me to be very open minded, believing that variety/diversity is what makes our world livable.  That said, these turn-offs are merely things that really do nothing for me.

Here goes...

Smoking!

Dildos and fleshlights - who needs the competition.  Right?  Think about it.   They don't need to be wined and dined.  They don't talk back.  They're always in the mood.  You don't have to wait for them to get ready and you only have to undress them once.  You don't have to worry about them arresting you when you approach them at the urinal in the men's room.  (Just Kidding, I've never been arrested).

Shaved pubes - for me to find myself enjoying that, it would make me feel as though I'm headed toward pedofilia.

Smoking.

I don't get the whole feet/boot/sneaker thing.

Over-the-top sex talk, especially when men start to sound like female porn stars.

Phrases like "Suck that dick" or "Fuck that ass".

Commercial porn - I find it very plastic, almost like watching a Ken doll and G.I. Joe being rubbed together.  Watching the real thing is much better.

Ass slapping (outside the frat house or locker room).  I mean, what the hell is all that about?

Thuggy boys.

Petite or effeminite boys.  I love ya, but I'm not aroused by that.

Felching, fisting and bondage, leather, rubber, fisting, peircings aren't really turn offs, they're just things I tend to avoid.  Prince Alberts and other genital peircings...come on guys...it's pointless to guild the lilly and I have a difficult time seeing something so beautiful as a man's genitals defiled.

Extreme anything...easy to see why I'm single huh?

Movies

Suspense movies.  Comedies.  Drama.  Musicals.

Hobbies

XTube

Music

Pop, country, alternative, retro, soul, dance.  NO rap or hip-hop.

Books

This profile!  I cannot believe I put so much time and effort into something so few people will ever bother reading.

Marital Status

Single

Faith

Christian/Protestant

Tobacco Consumption

I'm a non-smoker

Alcohol Consumption

I'm a light social drinker

Body Type

Full figured

Sexual Orientation

Gay