I decided to make an xtube.com account to make masturbating fun again and not just maintenance. Feel free to watch my videos and have a laugh- or masturbate with me if you"d rather. Doesn"t that just sound peachy?
In porn, I look for a lot. I collect obscure and sometimes scary pornographic media, my favorites being futanari, beastiality, bukkake and all things tentacle, both "real" and animated.
In my real life sex partners, not so much. It is my pleasure to give them pleasure, however they like so long as it isn"t missionary once a week on the same day or something equally lame. :)
I"m really very shy about these things, bless the internet.
Not that I know of
Time spent online?
I never log off
Spiritual but not religious
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
5 ft 11 in
Unshaved and bushy
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly