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I"m just a big boy who has an exhibitionist streak, who finally decided to join. I"ve been using xtube for a while. It"ll be great to finally keep track of all the profiles and videos I really like.
I"m a pretty dorky guy who likes to make a lot of bad jokes, use a lot of sarcasm, and laugh at inappropriate comments. I have also been called geeky, but I can"t really talk about a lot of the geeky things.
I like just chatting with new people, too! It doesn"t have to be sexual, although I am a notorious flirt and tease.
I have a wide variety of moods that seem to take turns. Sometimes, I am a bottom bitch who wants a dominant guy to take me, some times, I want just a gentle guy to be with and I don"t care what we do, I also really enjoy topping and can get in the mood to want to power-fuck a nice ass. I also really enjoy rimming and being rimmed, both of which puts me in the mood for fucking, both in their respective directions.
I"m a huge fan of nice butts, guys with hair, big guys in general, gingers, chubby faces, nice chests, and anyone who can match my wide variety of moods.
People who don"t understand "no", scat, either too thin of people (if I can see your ribs poking out) or too big (I can"t fit my arms around you), or being unhygienic.
Oh man, I love all bad movies, especially bad horror films. They are a lot like comedies, because they are just awful. I love most comedies, for that matter. Good fan of action and drama as well. An abridged version of some of my favorites include Clue, Connie and Carla, Crash, Spaceballs, Splatter Disco, Splice, Sin City, Jackie Brown, Killer Condom, Dark City, and many... many others.
My main hobbies are playing video games (mainly rpgs), reading, teasing my friends, and going on random drives.
I love Lily Allen, MSI, TSO, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, pretty much anything from the 90"s, Paul Simon, Nirvana, anything that would make me laugh with the lyrics... well, pretty much everything I find that isn"t rap or country. Neither of those genres tend to hold my interest much.
I really enjoy Paulo Coelho, Clive Barker, anything quirky like the books of rewritten classics, and I have an unusual affection for Anne Rice... not sure why. There are a lot more books that I really enjoy, but, the names don"t come as easily to me as the movies. So just ask, although I don"t expect to be asked.
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
I"m currently in a relationship (he helped me create this profile), so I"m not looking for a relationship or hooking up, either. However, my ideal partner has as many moods as I do, has some meat on his bones, is emotionally stable and independent, and can take me as easily as I can take him (in as many ways as possible).
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Average, Trimmed to be neat
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
5 ft 11 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
I'll try most anything once
Butt Play, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Food Play, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Phone Sex, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Sadomasochism, Threesomes, Toys
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Ears, Neck
A movie theatre, A moving vehicle, In the nature, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
I'll do it if my partner enjoys it
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Chocolate sauce, Peanut butter, Popsicles
Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Bondage, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Hard, Rimming
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
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