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A genuine, average kat, who enjoys porn. I"m a Purveyor of solo porn, A Fap fanatic, A Frottage Fancier, and A Sexy Solosexual with homosexual tendencies...Anything else, just ask. I have no time for stupidity.
Good PHONE BONE or PHONE BATE...(jacking off, moaning, heavy breathing, loud/intense orgasms)...I also like mutual masturbation and frottage with a trusted partner
Dudes that are quiet on the phone. I expect you to be responsive as well as receptive. I DON'T LIKE ROLE PLAYING and talking about your sexual history, and I don"t give a fuck about who you had sex with. That is a turn off, and I don't want to phone with you if you do so. I also can"t stand any and all forms of Arrogance....You don't have to prove your "manhood." Be yourself. I don"t like disrespectful people
collecting porn, phone bating, and bate coaching
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic, Anything
I'm a non-smoker
About my Partner
I'm looking for an average cool dude, like myself. Good and easy conversation is a must. That's what I'm looking for. Plain realness, and a possible jack off partner.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Matters a little
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
What he does with it is what matters
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 5 in
Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee, Beard
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Favorite sexual fantasy
I want to have a 6 - 9 guy circle jerk, where we all sit around and watch some vids from my massive porn collection on a large TV. I want the guys to be average to stocky in build with some body hair who will appreciate each others’ D. Everyone would have to wear a jockstrap with some sporty tube socks, and their dicks would have to be pulled out the side of the strap, hard as fuck!
Everyone can either couple up, or switch around, OR we can all link up, hand to dick, and help each other out, as we beat one anothers’ meat. You can’t be afraid to moan in pleasure because I’m all about audible stimulation, so moan good, long and hard.
Nipple play is a must; Fleshlights, Aneros, and other masturbatory aids are welcomed, but not required. There’d be plenty of water-based lube for the toys and Albolene for the strict jackers to go around. I want everyone eying each others’ stroke game to the point dudes start licking their lips in excitement, trying not to nut. If a guy can’t edge, he will learn that damn night! We’ll take turns getting him close to cumming, but not letting him at all, then I want that shit done to me! lol
I want to look on as dudes wrestle around with one another, til I’m ready to frot and grind, but only with my trusted partner. Shit would be an epic wank worthy session! We’d have our hours of porn watching and bating until we all decide to come either one by one or at the same time. I think I prefer coming one by one, so that we can appreciate the individual’s cum shot, and admire their mannerisms and whatnot.
ALL of this would go down only after I whopped everyone’s ass in a game of Spades, taking shots of Jack D, and talking shit! It’s be a Wank Worthy Circle Jerk Party! Now, I’m super horny from typing this!
This is my ULTIMATE fantasy … for now.
How’d that sound?
Butt Play, Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Receiving Oral Sex
Weekends, Late Night
Sex, How often?
At least once a week
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Boss/Employee, Jailer/Prisoner, Stranger/stranger, Teacher/Student
A movie theatre, My bed, My desk at work
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I want no part of
Butt plugs/probes, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Cumshots, Gay, Hard, Soft
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
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