not so shy fat girl
i used to think i was a shy fat girl. i used to think there was no way i would ever be the type of person to post photos on a website like this. i used to think a lot of things about myself. turns out those thoughts were all wrong.
i love to chat...about anything, really..not just the erotic (though that is the most fun!), so if that"s your thing, message me and we can make it happen.
i like to make words up, am easily distracted by shiny objects, and i put the "ass" in "classy"
P.S. i also swear, like all the fucking time.
physically, gingers and hairy chests get me hot. throw in a bit of facial scruff, and i turn downright primal. if i was a gay man, i would be a bear. in fact, just call me "goldilocks".
despite that very narrow category of what i find hot, i can honestly say that i do not have one specific physical type. i like what i like, and that may vary from person to person. a nice set of hipbones can reduce me to a drooling, babbling, inarticulate mess; broad shoulders make me smile; the shape of a hand can set my mind racing; a playful smile and a twinkle in your eye can make my thoughts go from clean to dirty in a split second.
the written word...a turn of phrase...the use of a particular word in or out of context can set my insides tingling.
what really matters is how you treat me and others. one does not have to be a philanthropist to make me smile, but even if you hold the door open for a stranger or say "hello" to someone as you pass them on the street..random acts of kindness are awesome.
i would like to say there is no such thing as a physical turn off, but that would be a lie. my biggest one is poor hygiene. it is really not that hard to wear clean clothes or brush your hair or shower once in a while. and you know, even if you only have three teeth in your head, it is not that hard to use a toothbrush.
i also despise ignorance and i have no use for people who need to create or surround themselves with drama. life is not as bad as you make it out to be. just look at what you have and smile. it can always be worse.
if you walk around with a smug sense of entitlement when you have no reason to, or if you go out of your way to be a dick because you can, you can just keep on walking.
abuse of any kind makes me want to vomit. even hearing someone joke about it makes my skin crawl.
selfish lovers can go fuck themselves, too. if i am giving myself to you, the least you can do is pay attention to me, instead of just using me as a hole to unload. why do you think you have hands?
if i feel that you have disrespected me or anyone else, i will let you know. we are all just here to have fun. stop being so fucking judgemental. the funny thing about choice is that no one is forcing you to look at all the content on here. find what you like and leave the rest to someone else.
anything from animation to classics to cult films to all points inbetween. i like my films quirky and visually awesome. a good story helps, too.
if i need a movie to pick up my spirits, i can always count on "duck soup" by the marx brothers or "little miss sunshine" to make me smile.
anything that makes my heart and soul feel good.
i will read almost anything, though i have a special hate on for "chick lit". stories about women sitting around bitching about how they can never find a man that we are supposed to be able to relate to...fuck that noise.
i would rather read the ascerbic wit of dorothy parker, the erotic diaries of anais nin, and anything the delightfully twisted mind of christopher moore can come up with.
i also read a lot of feminist theory (yes, i am "that" person) and i adore pop culture biographies.
oh..and fuck "fifty shades of grey" and all the bullshit is has spawned. there is far better smut out there. stop being such a fucking lemming and find it for yourself.
High School graduate
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a heavy social drinker
About my Partner
alive and from this planet. i am just that low maintenance.
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, Vaccinated against Hepatitis A/B
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Shopping, Television (watching)
Comics/Anime, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Music Channels, Movie Channels, Sit-coms, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Classics, Comedy, Documentary, Independent, Musicals, Porn
Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Country, Indie, Miscellaneous, Punk, Rock 'n Roll
Biographies, Erotica, Fiction, History, Magazines, Non Fiction
Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Breasts, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I'd consider doing
Bars or pubs
Clit stimulators, Dildos/Vibrators
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, BBW, Bisexual, Gay, Hard, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
Porn Movies, How often?
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