Fetishist looking to share my fun with others (Both on- and offline)
Hi there. I mostly specialize in videos of my fetishes, though I may post the occasional "normal" porn video (depending, of course, on your own definition of the term "normal").
GOLDEN RULE: If you"re NOT into the things I"m into, PLEASE don"t waste your time by looking at my content and leaving nasty comments. I can"t stand ignorant idiots who bitch about my turn-ons just because they don"t understand them. There are other guys here who happen to like what I do, and we don"t want to see/hear your hasty, brash "opinions". I don"t give two shits if you think the things I"m into are "weird". You are NOT doing yourself any favours by supposedly "making yourself heard", and it doesn"t make you any bigger, harder, funnier or cleverer; it just makes you look like a complete ass. If you only came to my page expecting to see my cock and ass and nothing more, then you might as well click the Back button because I do a LOT more than simply showing my bits. Just be grateful that I include them in (almost) all of my stuff.
I"m a guy from the Yorkshire region in England (If anyone lives near me and has similar interests to me, you might want to drop me a message ;) ). I can be a bit shy at times, but I"m quite friendly and open-minded. However, I can also be somewhat fussy and easy to annoy. Don"t let that put you off, though. Just be nice and I won"t bark or bite. ;)
There are a lot of things that turn me on, and hence the majority of my content is based around those things. However, there is almost an equal number of things that turn me the other way, and you"d do well to bear those in mind as well.
In any case, enjoy my stuff (or at least try to!). Peace out.
Wetlook (Getting wet in clothes), Costumes (several kinds), Masks (More than just the kinky ones), Noses, Guys with big noses, Nose-Play (e.g. Nuzzling, Nose-licking, nose-sucking, etc.), Urolagnia/water sports (Getting pissed on), Business suits/Shirts & Ties, Rubber/latex, Leather, Spandex/lycra, Zentai, Light Bondage, Wrestlers, Bears, Daddies, Furries, Fursuits, Nude men/Male nudity, Penises, Erections, Bulges, Men"s asses, Glory holes, Sex toys, Masturbation, "Milking", Blowjobs, Deep throat, Face-fucking, Nose-to-Genital contact, Anal sex (as long as it"s safe), Fingering, Frottage, Exposure/Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Dogging, Rimming, Anonymous sex/Sex with strangers, Being filmed, Filming other guys, Being a pig (both literally and figuratively), Sexual noises (Moaning, grunting, snorting, etc.), Fat guys/Chubbies, Black guys, Asian guys, Long hair
Feet, Dirty/Smelly Footwear, Blood/Gore, Vomit, Spit, Scat/Shit/Poop, Urophagia (Drinking urine), Precum, Drugs, Alcohol, Too much pain, Fisting, Barebacking (I like seeing it, but I wouldn"t do it), Discipline, Sadomasochism, Kissing with Tongues/French kissing, Having my cock scratched by a sucker"s teeth, Needles, Chavs/Scallies/"Lads", Gay stereotypes, Feminine men/Queens, Flamboyant/camp people, Transvestites/Cross-dressers, Poor hygiene, Liars/Fakers, Teasers, Time wasters/People who stand you up, Rude/narrow-minded/ignorant people, Attitude/Ego/Drama/Rant/Angst queens/whores, People who don"t understand my fetishes and people who insult me because of my fetishes, Lack of respect/tolerance
Star Wars series, Spiderman series, Fantastic Four, Iron Man, Shrek series, James Bond series, Jim Carrey films, Steve Martin films
Playing video games, doing stuff on my PC, surfing the Net, drawing stuff, swimming & bathing (especially with my clothes on!), dressing up in costumes, playing with my nose, masturbating to gay porn
A bit of everything. Depends on the artist and song. I mostly like video game music, some classical music and a bit of rock music.
High School graduate
English, French/Francais, German/Deutsch
Goofy, Clever, Slapstick
I'm a non-smoker
I don't drink at all
About my Partner
Someone who is a fetishist like me or who otherwise understands my fetishes and would be willing to practice them with me.
1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
I'm too small for big cocks!
I dont want my partner to smoke, I dont mind if my partner smokes lightly
I dont want my partner to drink, I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
Few extra pounds
5 ft 3 in
Sideburns, Moustache, Beard
Unshaved and bushy
Arms, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Nothing at all!
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Collecting, Computer Games, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Photography, Playing cards, Shopping, Television (watching), Travel/Sightseeing
Comics/Anime, Computer games, Dancing, Live music/Music, Movies/Film, T.V./Videos/DVDs, Theater/Arts
Anime, Arts & Entertainment, Cartoons, Documentary/Learning, Movie Channels, Sci-Fi, Sit-coms, Soft Porn, Stand Up Comedy, Variety Shows
Action, Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Documentary, Fantasy, Porn, Science Fiction
Alternative Rock, Blues, Classic Rock, Classical, Dance & DJ, Electronic/Techno/House, Hard Rock & Metal, Indie, International, Jazz, Miscellaneous, R&B/Soul, Rock 'n Roll, Soundtracks
Work & Living Environment
Live with parents
Fast food, Italian, Pizza
Favorite sexual fantasy
I have quite a few sexual fantasies, and this is just one of them:
A guy has fallen into a body of water fully-clothed, and is calling for help. I jump in, also fully-clothed, and swim to him. We get close and engage in a bit of foreplay before taking it up to underwater oral sex, and finally I swim back to shore with him in tow and we finish our routine with either some wet oral/anal sex or wet anything else.
Drop me a message if you"re curious about any of my other fantasies. ;)
I'll try most anything once
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Exhibitionism, Gangbangs, Glory Holes, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Leather, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Rubber/PVC/Latex, Threesomes, Toys
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Belly, Butt, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Doctor/Patient, Gravedigger/Corpse, Jailer/Prisoner, Knight/Damsel in Distress, Master/Slave, Police/Civilian, Priest/Confessionalist, Prisoner/Prisoner, Prostitute/Client, Teacher/Student, Trainer/Dog, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Willing to experiment
Butt plugs/probes, Dildos/Vibrators, Penis extensions
Food for play
Cucumbers, Food is for eating!
Blindfolds, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Harnesses, Masks, Whips
Porn Movies, Which?
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, Wish my partner would watch with me, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
I'm coming back!
[For wetlook guys only] Which clothes do you like to get wet in the most?
What kind of masks turn you on?
Which animal describes you best metaphorically? (Think before you answer)