To those that know Dyfunctional...this is what the name was supposed to be
Hey everyone, for those that may not have concluded by now, this is the person formally known as dyfunctionalfr. I experimented and I was more ashamed I was doing it rather than turned on by the feedback I was getting.
So yea I"m uploading again at my convenience...and if I just so happen to not care for doing it again then I"ll just hop out but until then I"ll have some fun and I hope everyone else enjoys as well.
Well the turn ons that I know of for sure are women that have squirting pussies and feet. I absolutely love women that leak or gush their lovely juices from their pussies. The more that let out the better. Just take a nice ride on my face I"ll make sure when it"s said and done I had plenty of you to drink and wear all over me. I just love oral in general being on both ends, which is why I love 69, I get the best of both worlds at once.
I love a nice pair of women"s feet...the more cared for they are the better of course. It simply makes things better when a women is willing to have her soles licked and her toes sucked on. And I"ll be more than happy to fuck those soles if your holes need a little break.
I love watching women masturbate...it makes my mouth water seeing how they make themselves cum and it just makes my mouth water and wish I was down there licking every drop up. I"m curious about giving rim. I"ve never had someone who wanted to do it, I wouldn"t mind trying it with someone who knowingly likes it or would want to try.
On a not so sexual note, I like women who are intelligent and down to earth. I like seeing a woman who is comfortable with themselves, even if their qualities are different from the norm. It"s a big turn on when the time isn"t right to get sexual and women can let me know, but are able to give me the time I need to get something done if I am busy with something important rather than distracting me. If it"s something minor to me then I won"t mind
Women who look for relations/relationships with stereotypical black guys. I avoid the stereotypes personally and I don"t like being approached because someone is expecting the qualities that fall under the "typical" black guy...I"m not going to break them down...I"m sure you can think of them.
Stuck up, cocky individuals...a little humility goes a long way.
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
My ideal partner...would be a nice, humble person who is able to be a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. I"m hoping there would be some common interests, but something new brought to the table so we can both have things to learn from one another. I would hope that we could handle situations with discussion if there is something either of us do not like and determine if it is going to put a great strain on our bond or not.
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies
Whole package matters more
Partners genitals should be
Trimmed to be neat
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 5 in
Glasses or Contacts
Butt Play, Food Play, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Phone Sex, Receiving Oral Sex
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
Not a big part
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Breasts, Butt, Ears, Feet, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck, Nipples
Dirty talk during sex?
Entirely depends on my mood
Making home videos/pics
I want no part of