Playful, casual, calm, fun loving and perpetually horny guy who likes to have fun (sexual and otherwise.) Into music, movies, sex, masturbation — and anything that will result in an intense shot of cum. LOL
Like meeting new people and making friends. Appreciate guys who are comfortable and liberated; socially and sexually. Basically I play off your energy. If you are uptight around me, chances are that I will be the same way. If you are loose, free spirited and fun, then I will follow suit.
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Cool people. Attractive and masculine guys who are reasonably in shape (you don"t have to have the physique of a model/porn star, but I"m not generally attracted to guys who"re borderline obese...or anorexic for that matter.) Guys who are witty, good natured, uninhibited and like to have fun.
* Conceited people. You cough, belch, scratch, shit, catch the flu and get disappointed just like everyone else. So don"t pretend that you"re above the next person because they aren"t as cute as you think they should be. There are some people who you ARE superior to, but that judgement needs to be based largely on their personality and how they behave.
* Tactlessness. I appreciate people who"re outspoken, aren"t fake and tend to keep it real; but most of the time you can do all that w/o being a dick.
* Disingenuous people. Don"t say what you think the other person wants to hear or pretend to be interested if you aren"t.
* Poor personal hygiene. If you know you"re gonna fuck (or are planning on the possibility) then your breath, armpits, dick, and ass should be fresh. Hell, everyone should be clean and fresh as a general rule...but I just can"t understand guys who make a date for sex and don"t wash their nuts or rinse their mouth.
* Wannabe pretty boys. Those guys who go out of their way to be "pretty" are usually a turn off, IMO. I appreciate a guy who is strikingly good looking without doing much to emphasize or play up to it. Guys who"re still gorgeous after spending two hours working in the yard or cleaning the garage in their most warn clothes are the real keepers! :D
* Guys who bring ego into sex. All that "I don"t kiss...I don"t suck dick...don"t touch me here or there...I don"t do this/I don"t do that" bullshit is a turn-off. Basically guys who wanna just lay back and be sexually worshiped for 10 minutes and then top until they cum are usually (there are some, albeit very few, exceptions) what I call "lame lays." Sex is something you do WITH someone, not TO them. Check your arrogance at the bedroom door and be willing to have some unadulterated, un-conceited FUN with who you"re about to bump dicks with.
The above was really just me venting. The truth is that I"m not really on here to meet anyone anyway. I"m basically here to be a voyeur and to give other voyeurs something to look at as well. For the most part, I accept any and all friendship invites and am cool with casual chat...but, unless you"re in my area, it"s not like there"s even a chance we"re going to ever meet in person. So it"s not that serious.
The basics: comedy, drama and some horror. Not really big on action, mystery, westerns or SciFi.
Whatever"s clever. IOW, I play it by ear. What do you like to do? Tell me, and I"ll let you know if I"m into it as well.
Mostly R&B and Hip Hop, some pop and rock...but nothing recent. For the most part, music died in 2002. I can"t listen to Top 40 radio today.
Biographies and really good fiction.
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic, Slapstick, Anything
About my Partner
Someone who is cool, calm, collected, intelligent, earthy, naturally good looking and who has an overt appetite for sex.
5 ft 8 in
Sideburns, Moustache, Goatee
Arms, Bikini line, Buns, Chest, Treasure trail, Pits, Tummy, Legs, Everywhere
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
I'll try most anything once
Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Dirty talk during sex?
Is a must during sex!
Making home videos/pics
Have a few pics of myself
Porn Movies, How often?