Wow...can't believe you went out of your way to insult someone sharing something so intimate with you. Especially considering the only thing you can share is you and your hand.
Wife and I are doing very well, really couldn't be happier with our lives and our three children.
Good luck with whatever is going on in your life and I hope whatever cynicism you spew online stays there and you do not inflict that venom upon people that might care about you in real life.
Since I do not care about you, it doesn't bother me at all.