Long hair, big willy
I'm a gay longhaired, bearded exhibitionist free-love hippy computer geek who likes to share his body like a packet of Toffee Pops in good company.
Many people know me as Blancmange and as someone who has a real bee in the bonnet about the right to be naked in public and sexual freedom in general. I think licking a man's balls in the street is an excellent way of saying “Hi! How"ya doing?”
Please don"t be too put out by the fact that I don't readily accept Friend(tm) invites. I'm not on a quest to amass vast numbers of One-Click-Friendships. I just like to be able to explain to anyone exactly why any given user appears on my XTube Friends(tm) list. There"s also my ulterior motive to promote long hair, beards and particularly beautiful examples of nudity and rampant sex in public.
I'm into long hair, facial hair (from designer stubble to long flowing beards), ruggedness, otters, goats, rampant sexuality (especially outdoors and in public), the “it's” man who introduces each episode of Monty Python"s Flying Circus, people who can enjoy a bit of dilettante conversation, openness, hippy sex, being slim and at least mildly athletic, massages and simple nakedness.
There's nothing quite like having a gorgeous, longhaired and bearded man between your legs, caressing your thighs with his hair and tickling your balls with his face-fuzz as his lips and tongue caresses your rock-hard cock, and simultaneously doing the same for him.
I'm sensitive and ticklish, so I'm intensely fond of gentle touching, caressing, kissing and burying my nose in another man's mane.
I find mincing, lisping, bondage gear, neckties, catamites, office catamites, pointy-haired bosses, allusions to power and subservience, usernames like “BoySquicker49”, obesity, circus clowns, KFC and McDonalds, underwear, closeted types and faceless people especially unappealing. (Well, the lisping and mincing's not bad if you can do it like Julian Clary.)
Bondage gear is a strange one for me. It's to do with the way the gear visually interrupts the sexy man-curves I'd rather look at. Underwear repulses me because it does nothing more than say this bit of my body is evil and if you"ve got one like it, it's evil too.
Secretive and faceless people are especially annoying, as are people who have good reason to know right away that I wouldn't be interested in them, yet, like some drunk in a pub, strive to be my bestest buddy.It's hardly ever that I find cause to be really turned off, though. Most people I meet are comforting and very pleasant in their manner of chatting (and feeling) me up for sex even if they aren't my type.
Zardoz, Brazil, The City of Lost Children (ISBN 0-7678-1106-2 is the best by far), The Wicker Man, Black Sheep, Bad Taste, Silent Running, Idiocracy, Blade Runner, Cherry 2000, THX 1138, Team America: World Police, The Day the Earth Stood Still (Ignore the horrible and pointless remake), Miyazaki films (Laputa: Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Kiki"s Delivery Service, My Neighbor Totoro)
Endless half-baked programming projects, eating yummy cheeses (Hmmm, Wensleydale!)
Iron Maiden, Mike Oldfield, old Pink Floyd
A Fire Upon the Deep, Fahrenheit 451, Beowulf's Children, A Gift from Earth, Ringworld, Neutron Star, Snow Crash, Head Crash, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Magic Goes Away, A Gift From Earth, Hyperion (and The Fall of Hyperion), Who Wrote the Bible?, The Man who Mistook his Wife for a Hat, Permutation City, Diaspora, Conciousness Explained, The Mind's I, Artificial Intelligence, Godel Escher Bach
I don't believe in astrology
Time spent online?
An hour or so a day
Clever, Obscure, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
The kind of guys I fancy are men like myself. Slim, longhaired, bearded, confident, distinctly masculine, rampant-and-often-naked, sociable and of the sharing type. I'd be most delighted to come home to find a hot boyfriend of mine fucking and passionately kissing another cute man (or two!). In my bed, even. It's like they"re both helping me to worship the most divine and majestic god, the Phallus. (May His spooge anoint you!)
I've found open-relationship types to especially confident and appealing. I have a hunch that people who have cause to be confident in themselves and are free to have sex with whoever they please will tend to refine their tastes and find partners they really love, whoever is bonking whom.
I'd love to have a fellow exhibitionist, the sort of guy who would be proud to show off to our friends and the world at large, pictures of us kissing, wanking, fucking and soaking our beards with cum.
Oddly, cock size isn't all that important, so long as it isn't absurdly small. (Only four out of the five-hundred-odd people I've played with were too small for me.) The main attraction of a guy with a huge cock seems to be the reassurance that he"s not going to be needlessly anxious over how big it is.
Did I tell you I'm dead set on longhaired and hairy-faced men? I'm definitely my own type. :)
Male, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
1-on-1 sex, Group sex(3 or more), Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Matters the most
Partners genitals should be
Does size matter?
Average is all I need!
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
I like all my bodyparts!
5 ft 10 in
Unshaved and bushy
Chest, Treasure trail
Glasses or Contacts
HIV/AIDS negative and tested regularly, Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly, HSV Type I (Oral Herpes)
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Camping/Outdoors, Coffee and conversation, Computer Games, Computer programming, Cooking, Photography
Movies/Film, Nightclubs/Parties, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Cartoons, News, Sci-Fi
Animation, Fantasy, Horror, Independent, Porn, Science Fiction
Classic Rock, Classical, Hard Rock & Metal, Rock 'n Roll
Erotica, Fantasy, Non Fiction, Sci-Fi, Science/Technology
Work & Living Environment
Less Than $25,000
Live with roommate(s)
Cajun, Chinese, Greek, Indian, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian, Vietnameese
Favorite sexual fantasy
I dream of touring the country in a bus filled with naked and rampant longhairs like myself, having sex practically non-stop on and off the bus.
Butt Play, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Making Movies, Massage, Mutual Masturbation, Naturism/Nudism, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night, Weekdays
Sex, How often?
A few times a month
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Butt, Inner thigh, Lips, Neck
A moving vehicle, In the nature, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My yard, The beach, Under a waterfall
Dirty talk during sex?
It's not for me at all
Making home videos/pics
Have a growing collection
Food for play
Food is for eating!
Not into bondage
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, Cumshots, Interracial, Gay, Hard, Soft
Porn Movies, How often?