BIG HORNY GUY FOR FUCKS & CUDDLES
The 2014 Dave: Slutty
Time to hit the gym hard, lay off the junk food and swap some muscle for fat. Apparently I'm so fat that even my liver is fat, and had decided to go on strike and stop storing iron like it should (it's subcontracted that job to my blood, which is bad for business) so to avoid major organ damage, it's time for this former gainer to be a full on chaser. Gonna be a muscle chub.
If you have experience with this sort of thing, hit me up, I would like to hear about your experience.
Having mostly spent the last handful of years figuring out my sexuality, talking with many of you (thank-you!), and having some pretty great experiences (including some pretty great sexy times), I think I'm finally comfortable with me, regardless of how big my belly is, and it turns out, I'm a slut, and I want to spend 2014 getting fucked (turns out I'm really a horny bottom). I'm sorry (sort of, not really) if you find my sluttyness offensive, or repulsive. I intend to be safe, and careful, but mark my words, my little black book will hit triple digits this year!
I enjoy having good conversations, chatting over drinks and there's definitely more to me than just sex, but I am hornier than the average guy, and I'm done hiding it or apologizing for it. If I could spend one day with you, doing anything I wanted, it would be stuffing you full of food, rubbing your bloated belly and then begging for it harder as you fuck my slutty ass. It's gonna be a great year!
I'm most attracted to extremes (<150lbs, >300lbs)
But that's not to say you shouldn't talk to me if you're in the middle. I would still fuck you :P
If you're ever looking for a photographer/videographer to help with pics/vids, I volunteer. I'm pretty decent with the camera, and just love making you look huge & sexy!
Some random facts about me:
- I'm a Leo. Although I don't put much stock in zodiac signs, I do fit most of the major Leo-requisites.
- I'm an INTJ, if you're familiar with the Myers-Briggs personality profile. I think it's fairly accurate.
- I'm a frequent board-gamer. Settlers, Pandemic, Cards Against Humanity, Things in a Box, Monopoly, to name a few.
- I'm bisexual. Don't have much luck with the ladies, but I enjoy boobs and pussy as much as I do moobs and dick.
- I'm kinky. I love toys (and have a drawer full). I'm dominant. I like pushing limits.
- I'm a trekkie. ST: Voyager, TNG, DS9, Enterprise, Original Series (in that order).
- I'm a scientist. I work in a materials testing laboratory where I test construction materials for building code compliance.
- I'm closeted. My irl friends and family don't know I'm bi, or into gaining/feeding.
- I'm a compulsive masturbator. Self explanatory. Usually 2-5 hrs a day. My personal best is 12 loads in one day.
- I love road trips. In 2010 I did a 4000 mile solo roadtrip from MT to NV. In 2011 I did a 3500 mile roadtrip from ON to LA.
If you are (or can be) within a few hours drive of one of the following locations, and are keen to meet, hit me up.
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
Los Angeles, California, USA
Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA
Specific Travel Plans (I'm looking for guys to fuck, suck & make videos with for tumblr/xtube)
Jan 26-29th 2013 Palm Springs, CA
Best way to converse with me is by TXT, but I'm not posting my phone number online, so message me on here, or:
Skype - horny.youngcock
E-mail - email@example.com
Grommr - FatGuy1985
Growlr - FatGuy1985
I run a tumblr dedicated to big chubby guys and their sexy bellies.
Please feel free to SAVE or REBLOG any of my photos. Post them wherever you want. Spread them around. Hang them from your bedroom walls. I can even do requests, and autograph copies :P (I'm honestly not that vain, although I do think that doing a photo shoot and offering poster-sized prints of my sexy belly would probably appeal to some of you here!)
Cute fit boys
Guys jacking off
Really hairy people
I like a variety.
the sound of orgasm!
BA/BS (4 years college)
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
Campy (Cheesy), Goofy, Clever, Dry/Sarcastic
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
About my Partner
horny, submissive, well endowed
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Gay-Couple, Group
Age of partner from
Age of partner to
Erotic Chat/Email/Phone Fantasies, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism
Partners genitals should be
Hairy, Average, Trimmed to be neat, Completely shaved
Does size matter?
As long as it's long I'm happy
I dont want my partner to smoke
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 10 in
Unshaved and bushy
Arms, Chest, Pits, Tummy, Legs
Glasses or Contacts
Exhibitionism, Mutual Masturbation
Making home videos/pics
Have a few videos of myself
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Bisexual, Busty women, Gay, Hard, Teen (18+)
Porn Movies, With?
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!