Are you stalking me? Excellent.
Just a weird, sarcastic, silly kind of girl. I have an off-beat sense of humour, might as well not bother writing if you do not share my love of being goofy alongside being dirty. Just looking for friendly flirty chat, perhaps a pic/vid swap down the road? I do not c2c, and my xtube is all beaver-free, no exceptions. Sorry boys!
I may have killed a few brain cells in my day, so if you write and I am slow to respond, please forgive me. Poke me and remind me.
Always looking for new video ideas. Feel free to send me a message with what you would like to see on my profile!
Sense of humour, lickable thighs, heavy breathing, tight white boxers, dirty emails, having a brain and actually using it, tribute vids, cumming through clothes, dry humping (people and objects), sense of humour, beards, hairy tummies, cum splatters on said hairy bellies, did I mention of sense of humour is #1?
Coming on too strong, dirty fingernails, huge egos, being fake, piss/shit/puke/blood, asking to c2c or meet in real life right off the bat, not respecting my boundaries. And putting yourself down, too. Oh, and chicks. Definitely not into the ladies. Nothing personal, I just love the fellas.
Fargo, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, the Godfather, Napoleon Dynamite, Toy Story
MMORPGs, mixed martial arts, classic rock and metal, sewing, baking, pro wrestling, being an Internet comedian, spending time with my family. 420 friendly as well.
USS (Ubiquitous Synergy Seeker), Billy Talent, alexisonfire, The Trews, Sam Roberts, Queensryche, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Queen, Judas Priest, Metallica, Ozzy, Public Enemy, Cage the Elephant, Alice in Chains (old and new), Soundgarden, etc.
Then there is the stuff I try not to admit to, like Neil Diamond and the Wiggles. If I like the sound, I will listen to it.
Anything by Christopher Moore or the "Song of Ice and Fire" series that Game of Thrones is based upon. If you love this series as much as I do, definitely drop a line, I"m looking for more friends to discuss it with!
Associate's degree (2 years college)
Yes, and they live at home
Time spent online?
Several hours a day
I'm a non-smoker
I rarely drink
Kids, How many?
About my Partner
Married and not looking, just casual messaging. Looking for someone who likes to have fun and be silly. Someone who understands my limitations and wants to play anyway. Someone who is open-minded and kind and clicks with me on a sexual level.
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Computer games, Live music/Music, T.V./Videos/DVDs
Documentary/Learning, Dramas, Reality Shows, Talk Shows
Classic Rock, Hard Rock & Metal