Hi! I go by Harlot all over the Interwebz...I'm probably not interested in sucking your penis, but I'm always down for some good conversation.
2013 BBW Fan Fest Nominee for Best Cam Girl
I"m a kinky, ravenous book worm with a sexual appetite that devours my partners.
Check out my blog at: AlphaHarlot.com
and my amateur page with new pics and videos at: www.xtube.com/profile/Alpha_Harlot
I'm here for polite conversation, not to hook up. Please approach me respectfully if you expect any kind of positive response...I've been around for a very long time and dealing with the same BS gets tiresome. If you don't want me to be a cunt, say hello first and introduce yourself politely. If you saw me on the street or in a bar you wouldn't run up to me with your dick hanging out screaming about how much you want to cum on my face...same thing on the Internet.
Here is a link to my Amazon wishlist:
All gifts are very much appreciated and my thank you packages that I send in return have lots of fun stuff from my porn shop as well as personal articles if requested and available.
If you'd like to stay updated on video and pic posts or even just the random shit that happens in my life, check out my twitter page at: twitter.com/alphaharlot
My twitter followers get real time pic updates nearly every day.
If you want to make a tribute vid for me of any kind, just send me a PM and let me know so I can check it out...I love seeing how hard I make your cocks and how soaked I get your pussies...
I love fetishes...the odd things that get us off. I love hearing about sexy experiences that you"ve had and telling my hot stories to others.
I crave intellect. I like learning about new things and when someone can teach me about a new kink that I"ve never experienced before? Well that"s just heaven for me.Hands turn me on...there"s something super sexy to me about hands that are strong and capable. I"m also a sucker for a lady who has her legs wrapped up in stockings.
Presumptuous dudes who think that they deserve a blow job from me because I masturbate on the Internet. Selfish lovers, elitists and the inability to respect limits.
Shawshank, Reservoir Dogs, Upstream Color, The Usual Suspects, The Black Swan, Fashionistas, Unico
I"m an Internet addict and avid book reader who often finds herself in compromising positions with a camera in my hand.
I spend a lot of my time writing, either for myself or for others
I write for the PornHub blog Peeperz and a few other websites. You can check the header of every page on Xtube for a link to Peeperz.
I love finding interesting interesting places to fuck myself so that you guys can watch me be a pervert.
Amanda Palmer, Pearl Jam, Bob Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Elton John, Perfect Circle, Veruca Salt, Poe, edibleRed, One True Thing, The Doors, Atmosphere, Chromeo, the Bird and the Bee, Miles Davis, Billy Holiday...Lots and lots of random stuff.
I"m a sucker for an obscure lyric that flows properly.
Atlas Shrugged, The Bell Jar and The Unbearable Lightness of Being are my favorite books...I love Hermann Hesse, Neil Gaimen, Douglas Adams, Madeleine L"Engle, Robert Frost, The Abhorsen Trilogy by Nix...I love old school poets...Tennessee Williams, Truman Capote, Noel Coward, V.C. Andrews (before she died...not this ghost writer bullshit that they"re still printing)...I"ve constantly got a book in my hand...it"s the only media that will never fail you.
Time spent online?
I never log off
Spiritual but not religious
I'm a non-smoker
I'm a light social drinker
About my Partner
I"m big on the brains and laughter...in order to get me in the sack, you"ve got to get my mind stimulated first.
Male, Female, Bi-Couple, Lesbian-Couple, TS/TG/TV, Group
1-on-1 sex, Discreet Relationship, Group sex(3 or more), Bondage & Discipline, Cross-Dressing, Exhibitionism & Voyeurism, Sadism & Masochism, Miscellaneous Fetishes, Other "Alternative" Activities
Does size matter?
Size doesn't matter at all
I dont mind if my partner smokes heavily
I dont mind if my partner drinks lightly
5 ft 7 in
Shaved or waxed to be neat
Earrings, Body Piercings, Tattoos
Glasses or Contacts
Free from sexually transmitted diseases and tested regularly
Entertainment, Sports and Hobbies
Arts/Museums, Board games, Books/Reading, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Movies (making), Movies (watching), Music/Concerts, Painting, Photography, Playing cards
Live music/Music, Theater/Arts
Best Sellers, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Horror, Mystery, Non Fiction, Romance, Sci-Fi, Thrillers, Travel
Work & Living Environment
$25,001 to $35,000
American, Chinese, Fast food, Greek, Japanese, Italian, Mexican, Pizza, Seafood, Thai, Vegetarian
Favorite sexual fantasy
One of the only things I've never done, but always wanted to, is a MMF 3some. ;)
I've already tried everything and will do it again!
Blindfolds, Butt Play, Breast/Nipple Clamps, Dominance/Discipline, Exhibitionism, Group Sex, Giving Anal Sex, Giving Oral Sex, Handcuffs/Shackles, Making Movies, Mutual Masturbation, Piss Play, Public sex, Receiving Anal Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Role Playing, Strap-Ons, Threesomes, Toys
Afternoon, Mornings, Weekends, Evenings, Noon, Late Night
Sex, How often?
All the time
Practice Safe Sex
Most Erogenous zones?
Inner thigh, Nipples
Boss/Employee, Cop/prisoner, Police/Civilian, Sergeant/Ensign, Stranger/stranger, I'm not into role playing
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A dressing room, A swimming pool/hot tub, My bed, My desk at work, The beach
Dirty talk during sex?
Sometimes I really get into it
Making home videos/pics
I AM a pornstar!
Fetish parties, Swinging, Dungeon clubs
Anal/Climax beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clit stimulators, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets
Food for play
Bananas, Cucumbers, Popsicles, Strawberries, Food is for eating!
Ass slappers, Blindfolds, Cat tails, Chastity devices, Cock and Ball Toys, Collar and leash, Gags, Handcuffs/shackles, Medical gear, Nipple clamps, Paddles, Silk scarves, Whips, Got it all, and more!
Porn Movies, Which?
Amateur, Anal, BBW, Bisexual, Bondage, Busty women, Cumshots, Interracial, Fetish, Hard, Mature, Lesbian, Rimming, Transsexual
Porn Movies, With?
By myself, With a partner, With someone else
Porn Movies, How often?
All the time!
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