I have been asked before to answer this quiz and I saw it again today so I thought I would answer it and post it here for the heck of it. 

How many times a day do you jerk off?  Depends on the day, I tend to go through peaks and valleys, sometime I will go 2 or 3 days with nothing and other times I go crazy, I would say 5 or 6 times at a peak

Do you use your right or left hand? Both but I am mostly a south paw

Ever do it with any friends? Yes

Ever fuck with friends? If you mean fuck with as mess with them occasionally, if you mean actual fucking, yes

Ever jack another dude off? Yes

Ever tasted your cum? Yes

Do you have wet dreams ever?  Yes

How big is your cock? just under 7"

Are you cut or uncut? Cut

Does your cum shoot out or ooze?   I am pretty much a shooter although I have oozed on occasion

Where's the weirdest place you ever jacked at?  On a street curb at 3:00 in the morning

Ever jacked off outdoors? See above

Ever jacked at school?  Not really, I have jacked in the shower at the recreation center

How old were u the first time you came?  I guess around 13

How did you learn how to jack off?  Figured it out on my own

Do you get lots of precum when u are jacking off?  Most of the time

Ever use anything for lube to jack with?   Most of the time I don't use lube when just jacking

Are you bi, gay, or str8? I am gay

Ever been caught jacking off? If yes by whom? People have watched me but I would not say I have actually been caught, I have been busted getting my ass plowed

Ever made a video of you jacking off?  No I am not a porn star

Ever jacked off on a webcam for someone?  No see above

Think about any of your friends when u jack off? Sometimes there is one in particular I try and NOT think of because if I do I tend to cum immediately

Is you cum thick or thin? Both, more often I would say thin

Do you shoot your cum on your stomach or into something?  Into someone, lol!  I have shot it lots of places including my own mouth

Ever tried to suck your own cock?  Oh have I ever, not lately but I have tried lots of times and all I could ever do was just get oh so fucking close

Where do you jack off at most? At my computer desk

Who would you want to see jack off the most?  I have seen it, I watched my friend one time, didn't help, didn't do anything but watch and it was with out a doubt one of the most erotic things I have ever seen.   A few people who read this will know who I am talking about.