I think it's very easy for any man to calculate that I must be deliciously kinky by the ease, total comfort and frequency with which I can be observed talking about getting fucked in my tight ass.
I certainly like to think of myself as excessively kinky, it's definitely an echelon I strive for and I feel most complimented and pleased with myself when men do call me a filthy kinky Bitch, I regret to disappoint that the reality is something less than the fantasy.
There is quite a different reason for my apparent comfort with getting cock stuffed up my asshole other than being a kinky Bitch.
Having got off to such a hot start here with part three I hope I'm not going to throw a bucket of cold water over you or commit written 'Hari Kari' when I say there is only one reason why I'm so comfortable with Anal Intercourse and that is that I've always been fucked up the ass a lot.
No surprises then why I like Anal Intercourse so much. I've easily been fucked in the ass as many times as I've been fucked in my undercarriage. I have a confession to make too, I climax infinitely quicker with a large cock in my ass than I do in my orthodox love nest. If I didn't keep strict and stringent regulations about alternating where your cock goes, I genuinely believe I could end up with a redundant pussy.
Another reason why I love Anal could be, that I love my asshole. I think it's easily my best feature. Despite having a whole list of things that I'm sure I'm not alone in wishing I could change about myself I do think it is important for everyone to have at least one part of their body that they truly love, or the battle against nature that all women are losing just becomes too overwhelming.
So it's official: I love my asshole and don't ever want to stop getting fucked in the ass. Frequently. No, very frequently. In fact if you like me dirty and kinky then I think my asshole is just another pussy, every female has not one but three pussies but we'll save getting face fucked for another day !!
You know tiny little girls are easily the most fascinating creatures upon the face of the planet. That's because I'm one of them ! With the amount of large cock traffic I've had up my ass, by rights, I should be as loose as a two dollar whore up there. But I'm not. I'm tight very tight, in fact tighter than tight. When I decide to shut shop, if I don't want you or your cock up my ass then I can lock you out irrespective of how much lard you slap on your dick, so don't upset me, or you'll be sorry.
Otherwise, I'm open for business all hours !
It's just about impossible to gape me, my precious little black cherry closes tight again in a flash. The brotherhood need to relax here there are no shortage of heavy duty African males swinging their big balls around in Asia. Although, having said that, when I manage to relocate myself to the U.K. or the U.S. should be soon now, more probably the U.K. at this time and rent myself out to some established pornography producers, I just know that I'm going to get paired off with some of the biggest cocks in the industry. It only makes sense, I will be the smallest female in the adult industry, so you know what's going to happen to me. I also know that the unspoken word will be "hammer and hurt her". So it's probably only a matter of time before you are looking down the end of my barrel. Actually I think a girl looks pretty with a nice large open round black hole anus, with a lovely meaty smoking cock just removed from her rear passage. Yep, she looks good, very good, no doubt about it. I look forward to seeing myself like that. I think I could even be a bit jealous of the girls in the videos. Not sure, I don't ever want a loose asshole.
So what's all the fuss about my asshole ? Don't expect me to tell you the truth about that, I'm a female, I'm the last person you'll get an honest answer from. What's more it's my ass ! Actually, you know the truth is, I think a female's ass is her most insecure feature. You know this because every female loves her own ass and that simply isn't possible. Anyway we've strayed from my ass to every ass and it's not about every ass it's about my ass that's why I called it "Me" so let's get back on topic.
Earlier you wanted me deliciously kinky, well I am, three different doctors have had call to look up my asshole in my life, to which all three have posed me the same question;
"Are you having anal sex"
To which I've answered;
Therein follows the usual lecture from the doctor about the perils of indulging oneself in Anal intercourse. Now at this point, I would like to be able to tell you that at the end of the sermon I reply;
"But doctor I love Anal Intercourse"
Sadly, I can't, I'd be lying if I did which would defeat the whole object of what I am attempting to achieve with this "Me" series, it suddenly wouldn't be me. All three times I've remained silent. Coward ! But this scene always turns me on. Now if I could re write this scene it would go something like this.
"Are you having anal sex"
"I see, and are you aware of the hazards involved in this type of sexual practice?"
"Very well, have you ever once considered having anal intercourse with your doctor"
"Well, now that I've asked you that question, I want you to think about it, how would you feel about anal intercourse with your doctor?"
"I don't know, I guess I would trust that my doctor knows what's best for me"
"Good, take this lube and go over to the bed, slip your panties down, no need to take them off, hang your ass off the edge of the bed and jelly up your tight little hole and I'll be with you in just a moment".
"Very well doctor"
Now that's what I call hot !! If only doctors could express what they are thinking ! But of course they can't they are professionals, which only goes to show what a distinct advantage I hold with my profession over their profession as I can speak like this, I don't have to keep it hidden away in my mind. I as a slut, a self proclaimed object for ridicule and disgust, can show to be more open and honest than a doctor held in the highest esteem ?
"Everything is ambiguous"
Even talking about my ass gets me excited, "Me" was originally intended to be a reflection of my life and my wishes, hopes and aspirations for the future and here I am knee deep in anal fantasy.
Oh well at least it guarantees an early return to the subject of my ass, which I like. We've touched the tip of the ice berg with fucking me in the ass so next time let's talk about licking my asshole both outside and inside, wet spots on my panties guaranteed !!
To close then let me get back to my life, In part two of "Me" I did mention to you at the end that "one day, I went to a party, got drunk and was never groped again" I lost my virginity to a 19 year old boy at a party, who at that time was too many years older than me, let's just say I was very young and leave it at that. The biggest day in a girl's life had arrived, her big bang ! only in my case it didn't, the next day I was still a virgin, only a virgin with a headache.
I was ass fucked.