Thank god for night vision. Paris shows that she's not just a stuck-up daddy's girl or a hard partying celebutant, she's also is the queen of hotel room blow jobs. Yay Paris!

If the porn don't fit, you must acquit! While her dad was busy getting murderers off the hook, Kim K. was banging pop singer Brandy's little brother in a hotel room. Good thing they used a wide-angle lens, because they never would have gotten her bootylicious ass in the shot.

Pam and Tommy jump started the amateur porn scene with their honeymoon antics. This hot couple can easily be credited with starting the entire amateur porn business! Plus, Tommy proves that you don't need your hands to honk the horn!

Our little Screech is all grown up. Saved by the Bell made him famous, being the recipient of a "rusty trombone" on film made him infamous. Go Bayside!