We're made of plastic, just like your wife's boobs! Talk about hard, we're positively RIGID for you! And we're BLONDE! Yaaay for us!
It's a well-known fact that we are so well proportioned if we were human we'd fall over, how nice! And that's not make-up, we like to play rough, you bad bad boys. OR girls, YES, we swing like that, you can tell!!
People only like us for our bodies, because we're total sluts. When we wake up, we just can't wait to get our slut on. Yeah. From there we slut all day! Everybody loves a slut! We don't speak chinese but we were made there!
So anytime you wanna play, we'll be your toys, baby.